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doctor says i have the recuperative powers of a horse

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

(defun the-police (...) (...))

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"Say It, Don't Spray It!" -anti graffiti slogan

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

(to the tune of Octopus's Garden) we used to be a proper country

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the proof that these rich bluebloods are actually reptilians is right in front of our faces: human blood is supposed to be *red*!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Forward* to the Future

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

frontend madness has crept into industrial products like PLCs and serial loggers now. want to do programmatically download a logfile? instead of a curl call well guess what it's all JS frameworks now so you need to either use Selenium or try to replicate their spaghetti logic in Node.js. it sucks!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

MKOFTEN? well, not lately

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

you idiot! i ordered gynoids! GYNOIDS!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

an artist and his art are soon separated

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i heard they wrote a book about Elon's dick... it's called A Separate Piece

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Danny Bonaduce no Sa Rembo chari Bari Ruchi pip Peri Poochie

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

the reason phones kept getting smaller is to make you feel like a giant. but with the advent of smol bean culture, big phones are roaring back, baby!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

USB peripheral that dispenses little candies to your workers when they for instance correctly report the test phishing email

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Obra Dinn Where Art Thou?

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what if hasan piker and harvey pekar had a baby? we'll it'd be hasan pekar wouldn't it? and i think he'd sound a little something like this:

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

you know that i would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments