get a job! both of you! layabouts and moochers - ThreadSky

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joshuaerlich.bsky.social • 39 days ago

get a job! both of you!

layabouts and moochers

I asked them to update their résumés, and this was their response:

🤣Feels like my response too now.

They have a job. Melting hearts. And they're awesome at it.

Nap time before we continue with the day.

Same.

They’ve got the right idea. ❤️❤️

💝😉🕊️🇨🇦

How many tigers have you seen around the place since they've been on the job? ZERO, right?

Being adorable is a full time job and, evidently, exhausting.

They’ve retained me as their attorney and are suing you for back pay and denied bonuses.

Unpaid home labor unrecognized for years…❤️

room, board, and healthcare costs more than paying them lol. both with monthly shots at the vet. spoiled rotten.

No no that’s BASE but doesn’t begin to compensate for all that therapy they give you

Callie was a service dog so you're not wrong

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