We covered a QAnon event in Florida in which a woman told an insane story about a child who was supposedly sold in a warehouse auction for sex slavery. Listeners informed us that this story was entirely ripped off from a mission in the video game Watch Dogs. soundcloud.com/qanonanonymo... - ThreadSky

travisview.bsky.social • 558 days ago

We covered a QAnon event in Florida in which a woman told an insane story about a child who was supposedly sold in a warehouse auction for sex slavery.

Listeners informed us that this story was entirely ripped off from a mission in the video game Watch Dogs.
https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-244-florida-flynn-saves-the-children-in-sarasota

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kylecupp.bsky.social•558 days ago

No one tell QAnon about the orphanage in Riften.

syzergysystem.bsky.social•558 days ago

I always do that assassination by turning into a werewolf outside of town, running into the orphanage, murdering the abusive woman that runs the orphanage (death is always cinematic!), eating her heart in front of the children, and then scarpering off.

The perfect crime.

dumbbunny44.bsky.social•558 days ago

And the children hype you up the whole time

elfy.bsky.social•558 days ago

Q...where stupid goes to multiply...

syzergysystem.bsky.social•558 days ago

The entire basis of the adrenochrome conspiracy is misinterpreting a scene from the movie version of Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

Real adrenochrome is synthesizable oxidized adrenaline and isn't special. OG fictional adrenochrome had to be squeezed from a fresh gland and got you high AF.

syzergysystem.bsky.social•558 days ago

Hunter S. Thompson literally said he was just writing a made-up drug that would sound real for a fun and interesting scene. That the hook-up was potentially a pedophile seemed like a secondary detail when you consider that he was definitely a cannibal of some kind.

But he was defended by Dr. Gonzo.

syzergysystem.bsky.social•558 days ago

I think somebody harvesting organs from children for a satanic conspiracy to hook up drugs for the world's elite would have a better attorney than Dr. "One of God's own Prototypes" Gonzo.

kentropic.bsky.social•558 days ago

It’s *deeply* disturbing how many people are prepared - eager, even - to believe these insane QAnon horror stories, especially the ones involving child sexual abuse. What utterly sordid, morally squalid interior lives they must lead.

botsnack.bsky.social•558 days ago

Just a thought for next time.. I imagine you have some listeners who might be dab hands at prosthetics, wigs, and maybe have a few Groucho glasses laying around.

I think we'd all love to see you pull some Eddie Murphy in the barbershop pranx.

botsnack.bsky.social•558 days ago

I mean, without the whole race-changing thing. (Just listen to some YouTube tracks for that)

blaketapper.bsky.social•558 days ago

"And then her Dad, Liam, a man with a particular set of skills built up over a long career, found her in the Sheiks longboat on the Seine and rescued her after a dramatic shootout."

lizardky.bsky.social•558 days ago

That's their go-to reply to "Why would these secret plotters hide clues everywhere? Why give out hints?" I mean, if I were running a multi-generational secret organization, I wouldn't encode our plans in the street layout of DC or murals in airports. (Yes, these are also things people believe.)

lizardky.bsky.social•558 days ago

"This is how the Illuminati cover their tracks! They reveal their ACTUAL DEEDS AND PLANS in works of fiction, PRECISELY to trick people into not believing in them!"

Yes, this is what conspiracy theorists actually believe. (This is not a joke or parody site. This is 100% serious.)

drsaddison.bsky.social•558 days ago

So now money is going to build shelters for non-existent "trafficked children" when what's needed is housing for houseless people, including single men, families with children, and adult abuse victims (all of whom have different but overlapping needs, namely, housing.)

larkenciel.bsky.social•558 days ago

I'm completely thrown that somebody put this in a game.

bigworker.bsky.social•558 days ago

Whoooaaa it's my doppelganger

larkenciel.bsky.social•558 days ago

OMG hi me!

schmalyson.bsky.social•558 days ago

Hey can you guys do a piece on Moorish sovereign citizens? The Garfield shooting earlier this week was my first time hearing of it.

travisview.bsky.social•558 days ago

We've actually discussed covering that, and tried to put out feelers for an expert who might be more qualified than us to navigate the racial component of that movement. But we kinda forgot about it after our search for expert support fizzled out. But I'll pursue it again, because it is important.

jessicascott.net•558 days ago

Mark pitcavage at the ADL has some insight into sov cit stuff

d-flo1.bsky.social•213 days ago

I follow Pitcavage on X (and am just about one more Musk-instigated election interference* away from quitting X), but I wish he were on Bsky.

*(AI "Grok" misinfo re certain states' deadline for including Kamala on their Presidential election ballots)

robstoppable.bsky.social•558 days ago

Can I humbly recommend either Jacob S. Dorman (author of The Princess and the Prophet, bio of Noble Drew Ali) or YouTubers TruthScience151 or Pocket Watching with JT?

vickyw79.bsky.social•553 days ago

Dr Christine Sarteschi?

matthematics.com•558 days ago

“But it COULD be true and isn’t that frightening?”

readwryt.bsky.social•558 days ago

"Would you say that the organization is attempting to secure America's future for their children?"

Well played, Julien...I literally spit coffee on my shoes, damnit!

travisview.bsky.social•558 days ago

The mission was specifically from the first Watch Dogs game and is called "A Risky Bid."

Hundreds of people in Sarasota spent $30 and their Thursday evening to hear horror stories of child abuse are more rooted in video game plots than real life.

stochasticooze.bsky.social•558 days ago

I've said this before but I feel like it says a lot about what a dirtbag Aiden Pierce (the protagonist of that game) is that they had to make the villains international sex slavers so that he'd look heroic next to them

mvb.kirinok.osaka•556 days ago

The writers of that game couldn't stop themselves from being French, but also they changed the wife character to his sister at the last second, so all their conversations are weirdly incest-flavored

vinomutt.bsky.social•558 days ago

All of these people should have their computers looked at, this is a child porn fanfic convention.

robfagen.bsky.social•558 days ago

Or maybe it’s a cereal convention?

lizardky.bsky.social•558 days ago

Y'ever notice these types, when actual, real, verifiable sex abuse is identified being committed, deny or minimize it? (cough Andrew Tate cough) And that the Venn overlap between QANONers and people who want to legally marry 12 year olds is a circle?

andrewdk.bsky.social•558 days ago

I remember that mission 😝

blot.city•558 days ago

Surprised Jake didn't catch this one

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