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If I were a politically savvy democrat I'd float the idea of blanket pardons to any troops in California who decide to walk away from their assigned duties today.

When America's billionaires finally destroy the country, they're going to look to land somewhere and I'd encourage every other nation on the planet to immediately take them into custody and find the nearest Esso sign.

To whom it may concern, One large protest is easy for an occupying force to contain. Many smaller protest groups require a force that they may not have.

Hiding the identity of kidnappers is Stasi level tactics. The US has a secret police force and that threat is greater than many people would care to admit.

Happy Pride Month!

Elon is about to fall out a window

I think Elon is at precisely the correct amount of micro dosing

After 30 years, we're still here

Conservatives want to believe that child molesters cannot hide their perversions and that they manifest those perversions in other ways that conservatives find disgusting. What they don't want to believe is that pedophiles mask themselves in ways that make them accepted and trusted.

The FBI just raided Tom Homan's lake house.

Hi Blake, this is senator Corey Booker, and we're fighting for you in the Senate. For only $5 we can increase our lead in the taco truck wars of 2025.

Yeah, man. Totally. This is just the big black charged billowing smoke of an empty plane on fire.

many such cases

I wonder how much of this shift is the idea that our government should be more involved in being fascists and imposing "morality laws."

The speed with which these agencies were completely corrupted should blow a hole in the idea of a "liberal deep-state"

Comedy is legal again

there's zero intellect on the right

"when I was a child, I didn't hate people because they were different. now, I do."

Gone way too late www.foxnews.com/us/bernard-k...

Nobody ever talks about the sacrifices made by the obergruppenführers

Are we doing Taco Trump yet?

I'm convinced reporters love Trump for the same reason his fans love him: everything he says is incoherent to the point you can attach any meaning you want to each statement. Asked him a question on Ukraine? He starts muttering about a good ribeye he had once and you can write any story you want.

Your best days are behind you. Sorry.

Good news, I have an opportunity of a lifetime

As a guy with ADHD, I know the simple pleasure of listening to the same song over and over again, but this guy has been on repeat for a decade and his biggest fans never get sick of the same song.

Schindler's list is one of those movies that everyone from anti-fascists to ICE Agents came away saying "never again."

In accordance with his wishes, Phil Robertson will be stuffed and mounted.

Donald is concerned so much about worker wages he's done nothing to increase them but has signed some executive orders to cut them. Art of the deal.

Going back to my roots (reply guy)

Dear Science, Only do research you know will come to replicable conclusions. Love, People who "do their own research"

such a classic scene

They were just crying about being compared to the Gestapo