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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

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you can’t say “i’m this many smart” like a toddler and throw out a number do you hear yourselves

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We really need to stop rejecting people from art schools

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Covert operatives scrambling to the nearest Malaysian internet cafe to let Elon know why they're important.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

A lot of federal employees are doing work that's sensitive, if not classified. And only a fucking idiot would think some DOGE dipshit could actually understand the details of what a subject-matter expert did in a given week and whether or not it was important.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I hope Elon Musk ends up being as consequential to the American tapestry as Brisco Cain was.

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Is Michael Jackson's doctor available to consult on the appropriate dosage of ketamine for a certain billionaire?

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Hello, is this the metaphor department? Have I got one for you.

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Look at this asshole shake when he's stood up to. I sure hope we don't do it more often and cause him to burst a blood vessel in his brain.

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You justify those that died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

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Well, at least the dumbest people I know are happy.

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Something that gives me hope is that popular social stances do not need to create fabricated stories to support them.

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The only word I missed in yesterday's Spelling Bee was COCKADE and frankly it sounds like what Black Rifle Coffee would name an energy drink

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One of my childhood friends, who spent his entire adulthood in the military, thinks getting rid of the IRS in favor of a 25% nationwide sales tax is a good idea. He couldn't grasp the notion of how bad of an idea this is.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

fun fact: saturday will be the 232nd anniversary of the execution of a king by guillotine

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

The organizers of the Montgomery Bus Boycott would like a word

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I bet Trump is already 315.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

what if pregnant women were on the border firing their babies over the fence like an artillery barrage. what then, liberal?

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RANDOM USER NAMED 420BIRTHDAY88: “They’re spending $100,000,000 to make all white children look like Caillou. If you’re white, Biden said you have to be Caillou.” ELON: “Wow. Pulling funding from science research right now.” PRESS: “Elon vows to end hundred million dollar Caillou conversion plan.”

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

"Imagine our collective cowardice is ACTUALLY heroism!?!?"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Elon.Rugpull

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

We should all resign - government can send us checks and we will all make art and stuff

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

It's almost time for the 'ol Musk rug pull.

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All we need to do is fire every service provider and we'll have billions of dollars to provide services.

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

When they finally find a toady, it'll be interesting to see if the court accepts the motion.

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Look, honey, this Subway is wheelchair accessible

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

He's 42 in Lawyer Years though.

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Free-range, cage-free, organic polio.

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For a workforce a bit above 3 million people this is an average year of retirements. President Deals could've done nothing and gotten the same result. Thank God he's going to screw them all over.

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I don't think Elon Musk is anywhere near a world-class drug taker. I've heard he hires boosters to take his drugs for him. There's no way Elon Musk has the balls to go live on Twitch and take enough ketamine and speedballs to kill an ordinary, genetically-inferior, non-genius person.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments