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MOST ATTENDED AMERICAN FASCISM PARADE EVER! THANK YOU, AMERICA!

I really want this to happen but I don't live in a world where things I want happen.

My maga uncle, who is the biggest pos loser on planet earth, has told people opposed to the fascism parade that they have lost his respect.

Cops are currently searching for the suspect

I honestly think that in four years time eliminating ICE as an agency will be the moderate position.

I know it's been said a lot but MAGA really is filled with the dumbest goddamn people on the planet.

It's 730 tomorrow morning in Tokyo right now and I think time zones are wild. My infant brain can't handle it.

For about a solid month my MAGA Facebook feed was quiet. Nothing has excited them like a Trump led little fascist suppression in LA. They can barely contain themselves.

There are some incredibly bright people on this app who have giant blind spots when it comes to the optics of protesting. An optic MLK absolutely understood to be true. Adopting Hamas to protest genocide, and flying Mexican flags to protest America seem to be the Achilles heel of these bright people

Arrest ICE

Pro tip: the fewer people you befriend the fewer people there will be who will have to grieve your death.

We've made it happen folks

If you think violent protests are somehow anti-American you have literally never read an American history book.

Make any raise under the rate of inflation punishable by public flogging

If I were a politically savvy democrat I'd float the idea of blanket pardons to any troops in California who decide to walk away from their assigned duties today.

When America's billionaires finally destroy the country, they're going to look to land somewhere and I'd encourage every other nation on the planet to immediately take them into custody and find the nearest Esso sign.

To whom it may concern, One large protest is easy for an occupying force to contain. Many smaller protest groups require a force that they may not have.

Hiding the identity of kidnappers is Stasi level tactics. The US has a secret police force and that threat is greater than many people would care to admit.

Happy Pride Month!

Elon is about to fall out a window

I think Elon is at precisely the correct amount of micro dosing

After 30 years, we're still here

Conservatives want to believe that child molesters cannot hide their perversions and that they manifest those perversions in other ways that conservatives find disgusting. What they don't want to believe is that pedophiles mask themselves in ways that make them accepted and trusted.

The FBI just raided Tom Homan's lake house.

Hi Blake, this is senator Corey Booker, and we're fighting for you in the Senate. For only $5 we can increase our lead in the taco truck wars of 2025.

Yeah, man. Totally. This is just the big black charged billowing smoke of an empty plane on fire.

many such cases

I wonder how much of this shift is the idea that our government should be more involved in being fascists and imposing "morality laws."

The speed with which these agencies were completely corrupted should blow a hole in the idea of a "liberal deep-state"

Comedy is legal again