Reality is now a Pauly Shore movie, about a Bushwick barista who is accidentally named FBI director. - ThreadSky

davallone.bsky.social • 28 days ago

Reality is now a Pauly Shore movie, about a Bushwick barista who is accidentally named FBI director.

Reposted from Ian Carrillo

This is the acting FBI director, who calls himself The Drizz.

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busterbnyc.bsky.social•28 days ago

Only reality isn’t as well written as a Pauly Shore movie.

jay042.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yeah, but the Pauly Shore movie would be more realistic

davallone.bsky.social•28 days ago

More importantly, it would be only 83 minutes long. And then it would be over.

ejfriedman.me•28 days ago

I'm convinced we all died on January 21st and this is hell.

davallone.bsky.social•28 days ago

January 21st, 2017.

ejfriedman.me•28 days ago

Nah, I was definitely alive to see Joni Mitchell in concert in October. That was unbelievable.

cyderist.bsky.social•28 days ago

"The Drizz" as a nickname simultaneously can't possibly be true and is exactly, perfectly correct.

davallone.bsky.social•28 days ago

He asks people to call him this, and no one has ever said it without rolling their eyes.

theburghmenace.bsky.social•27 days ago

I have a male colleague who asks to be called "DD" (his first and last initials). I said no. He asked why. I said because I'm not calling a man who is almost 40 years old "DD".

cyderist.bsky.social•28 days ago

If it happened to me, I'd probably blink a couple times and look around for a camera, but he's not wrong to ask.

heyrube.bsky.social•28 days ago

4% rotten tomatoes

seanherrala.bsky.social•28 days ago

There is zero chance he was wearing full length trousers when this was taken.

davallone.bsky.social•28 days ago

Board shorts.

But he’s never been on a board.

seanherrala.bsky.social•28 days ago

He refers to his recreational binges as “the zoomies”.

imaginaryerika.bsky.social•28 days ago

Grew up in New England but never wears long pants.

imaginaryerika.bsky.social•28 days ago

I want back in one of the good timelines, David. 😭

davallone.bsky.social•28 days ago

Same.

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