*Approaches woman at a bar*
Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes!
Me: You have lovely hairy eyes
Brain: That was my bad.
Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes!
Me: You have lovely hairy eyes
Brain: That was my bad.
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You and your hairy eyes will wait for me.
Turn your hairy eyes my way.
In your hairy eyes, the light the heat