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2 days ago
I made a pepperoncini Caesar dressing that would blow your left tit off
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aves.bsky.social
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2 days ago
can you make something else to blow the right one off too? i hate being uneven 😔
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aplante.com
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2 days ago
in a similar vein can you make me one that would just like get most of the right and some of the left
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matthewjoelbrooks.com
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2 days ago
I’m gonna do what I can - I think I’ll need a vinaigrette for the right boob, though…
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aplante.com
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2 days ago
thanks dude you’re a real one. just enough to be able to comfortably wear graphic tees. err on the side of too much if you need.
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matthewjoelbrooks.com
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2 days ago
I make a mean sourdough that will grow them back so it might take some trial and error but we will get there.
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matthewjoelbrooks.com
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2 days ago
Omg this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read lmao
But I’m marinating some chicken in it so tbh that might do the job
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But I’m marinating some chicken in it so tbh that might do the job