He's only 52? Heh. I feel pretty good now that, while not an evil, lying billionaire, I actually look younger and healthier than an evil, lying billionaire who's three years younger than me.
As in - authorities say Elon was found hanging by his neck in a room full of newborn children in what appears to be a horrible auroerotic asphyxiation accident.
Tbh I've heard from people that still use Twitter that Musk has a weird habit of posting "memes" with animal genitals at the forefront so I could genuinely see this being how he goes out.
To think, he's a year younger than me. I too could be as much of a knob, if I had had the foresight of being born to a rich man who owns emerald mines.
Nice article. Poor old Elon (not in dollar terms) managed to kark it before he even completed his degree too, so most of his cleverness seems to be just the perception that he wanted to spread, never really validated externally. I suspect he choked on his own ego.
#ElonDied
He actually choked on the belt he had wrapped around his neck while pleasuring himself. Truly a tragic way for one of the mediocre minds of our generation to go.
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...how would we know he's not lying?
April 23, 2024
A "news" article post that says "Elon Musl - Dead at 52 - Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws"
"Elon Musk is Still Brain Dead Dance"
to be held
on the first Saturday :
after the first Tesla recall of the year
Or
after the first negative quarterly report from X
#ElonDied