why is carabiner a thing lesbians just have. ive never seen anyone go buy a carabiner but they always inexplicably have one. whats up with that , does it just like . manifest one day if u get lesbian enough? - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social • 5 days ago

why is carabiner a thing lesbians just have. ive never seen anyone go buy a carabiner but they always inexplicably have one. whats up with that , does it just like . manifest one day if u get lesbian enough?

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cultcompound.bsky.social•5 days ago

Are there honorary memberships? Didn't think so. Thanks #walmart I apologize to you all Ima little sharkbit.

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liquidlatrans.bsky.social•5 days ago

We use a snap link we took from a jobsite; we imagine that's a similar story for most carabineers

uncleclit.bsky.social•5 days ago

They just naturally appear in your home once you've done enough lesbian training

gebraheel.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wait, does that make me a lesbian? Or just lesbian adjacent? 😹💛

chimerasystem.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ours was given to us by a straight man. He saw that we were carabiner-less and something in his brain went "That just isn't right" and decided to change that.

thepangolin.bsky.social•5 days ago

I have so many carabiner and most of them were gifts but I did buy some of them for climbing

girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social•5 days ago

so i have to steal one .. gotcha

thepangolin.bsky.social•5 days ago

That's the spirit!

abigaledeluge.bsky.social•5 days ago

Honestly yeah, I have zero clue where mine came from now that I think about

lachesis.bsky.social•5 days ago

They're from when they used to be in Boy Scouts

gotelab.com•5 days ago

Shit she got me there

girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social•5 days ago

did u used to be in Boy Scouts and do u have a spare. i need something to keep my clicker on

lachesis.bsky.social•5 days ago

I did, but I'm not sure. I think I know where most of my scouting/camping stuff from then is from, I can check when I get home!

girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social•5 days ago

if u want to !

your-local-cyb.org•5 days ago

i was in boy scouts and have a spare but u have to keep my little 3d printed keychain on it

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lachesis.bsky.social•5 days ago

Back when I was in the boy scouts, we didn't have 3D printing...

your-local-cyb.org•5 days ago

admittedly the keychain is a recent construction

girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social•5 days ago

i would absolutely

mcoco.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh is that why I have so many non-climbing carabiners?

gotelab.com•5 days ago

It’s from a lesbian sneaking one on you so that they can more easily get you into rock climbing

valkyri-anna.bsky.social•5 days ago

I had one for a while that someone gave me when I mentioned I didn’t have one lol

aermoding.bsky.social•4 days ago

I have like 10 and I have no recollection of where they came from

girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social•4 days ago

fuck, you're so lesbian ,,

aermoding.bsky.social•4 days ago

they just spawned in when I began being gay

tuna.pookie.gay•5 days ago

They appear in pockets after going to REI