M: Bond, your mission today is a dangerous one 007: I'm so up for it. is it guns and spying M: we need you to rake the moon 007: the moon M: it needs raking - ThreadSky

hownottodraw.bsky.social • 59 days ago

M: Bond, your mission today is a dangerous one

007: I'm so up for it. is it guns and spying

M: we need you to rake the moon

007: the moon

M: it needs raking

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batterpunts.bsky.social•59 days ago

asdf

ba-theblackist.bsky.social•58 days ago

M: Also, there's no time for champagne after. Sso be sure to select a villain with a heart of gold and have him share a celebratory nightcap with the unlikeliest bond girl we've ever seen.

gladysfortwenny.bsky.social•59 days ago

I believe he’s attempting reentry.

dannymittleman.bsky.social•59 days ago

007: How about I vacuum Guam?

akjakalope.bsky.social•58 days ago

I’m gonna spend way too much time working on a Goldfinger joke so I’m just gonna nod in appreciation and back away…

geertzilla.bsky.social•58 days ago

M: Bond, we're setting you on a veritable suicide mission. Possibly more than one, depending the outcome... we're trying to settle something.

007: Alright, what's the job.

M: I believe I was quite clear.

c64.bsky.social•58 days ago

M: bond,

https://youtu.be/hOrA9-2xnGY?si=CNoOVYJcqR8Zul1_

isoma.bsky.social•58 days ago

I like that Moonraker is also idiom for someone with a broad Wiltshire accent.

tragicpenname.bsky.social•59 days ago

M: "007, we need you to seduce and neutralize a woman."

007: "Oh ho, M I'm the man for the job!"

M: "Now listen carefully, 007. She has a unique anatomy--a single uterus but with eight separate birth canals."

007: "I'm sorry, what ...?!

notmattbellamy.bsky.social•59 days ago

007: What a ludicrous waste of my time and Britain's money.

M: This is a serious mission, Bond.

007: Well at least give me a Barry theme song with Shirley Bassey...

M: Done.

dfprovine.bsky.social•59 days ago

M: And you'll be pleased to learn that there are no sharks on the moon, which should make for a nice change of pace.

eleighbutler.bsky.social•58 days ago

"Double-O-Three has already scraped the sky. This is a logical next step."

raveturned.bsky.social•59 days ago

"Well it beats the time you asked me to fing the gold."

ecarney.bsky.social•59 days ago

"And we won't even talk about what you had me do to the ball."

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