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whenever i watch formula one i can't help but think of some ways i would optimize the sport. for instance, i think they should mount a fifth tire in the center of the undercarriage that's set about three inches lower than the other tires. they need to slow this sport down and add a little wobble

my cat that loves mercury cobolt cadmium lead sulfuric acid oxidants cyanogen manganese vanadium chromium potassium strontium

throwback 🐯 #art #sketch

art is a tool to express yourself

Gonna write a film called Airplane Up and it's about rabbits being happy and unharmed.

bad news, everyone

The Pit and the Pendulum 2 Pit 2 Pendulum The Pit and the Pendulum: Toledo Drift Pit & Pendulum Pit Five Pit & Pendulum 6 Pendulum 7 The Pit of the Pendulum P9 Pit X

i feel like i should post like a normal freak more here on Skuebly, but storing my deranged nonsense in two places is such a fuss

REVIEWING THE BEST 4K MONITORS! Wow this was a lot of work. Okay so the 4,000th best monitor is a horrible green-phosphor CRT from 1959 which gives you electric shocks during normal usage The 3,999th best monitor isn't much better. Get comfortable, we've got a long way to go until the good ones

“dont rake your leaves until nights are above 50 so pollinators can hatch” is good advice that combines 3 great loves: having the moral high ground, not doing chores, and bugs

the adventures of floaty dog

Lab director: Hey so, you guys haven't been doing anything to piss off the gods, right? Me: no LD: nothing Forbidden. Me: no! LD: because I don't know how often you read the news lately, Me: *nervous* haha yeah the Chicago Pope LD: No? I mean the- *13 solid gold pebbles fall out of my pocket*

It's all fun and games until it has to be fun and a game

@sbmakesstuff.bsky.social yes I have a normal amount of videos queued up for watching or background gaming

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

OMG. This is real, and it nakedly exposes what these AI assistants actually do. Make up a random sentence, write "meaning" at the end, and Google's AI will explain your (ahem) popular saying back to you.

so they're mycoblogging

Happy Easter

'yea, you better run!' i yell at the windmill's receding arm, unaware the other one is sneaking up behind me

How it started / how it's going

you're gonna wanna see this

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