Me: I absolutely dgaf who the new pope is MAGA: we hate the new pope Me: NEW POPE IS DADDY!!!! - ThreadSky

amirtalai.bsky.social • 25 days ago

Me: I absolutely dgaf who the new pope is

MAGA: we hate the new pope

Me: NEW POPE IS DADDY!!!!

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khaosguillotine.bsky.social•25 days ago

I didn’t care until I realized he was midwestern and I’d get to say ope it’s the pope

ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social•25 days ago

bad news we prob shouldn’t like him either I fear

ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social•25 days ago

however having said that now that I’m not hiding in the work bathroom… lfg chicago, i miss chicago

mercurialmoose.bsky.social•25 days ago

Literally my reaction today. At first I heard "New Pope is American" and went "well fuck, that doesn't exactly bode well" and then saw that MAGA is absolutely furious about the pick and went "Hey, maybe this does bode well"

tanfaldw.bsky.social•25 days ago

The world has a pope that probably says tennis shoes rather than sneakers and that's all the assurance I need.

birdhism.com•25 days ago

I saw Sister Act as a kid, and legit wanted to be a nun. :B
Although I do believe there are some well-intending people in the ranks, the majority seem to choose to condemn innocent people, hoard wealth, and protect p*dos. Eff that.

idkwhoiamanymore.bsky.social•25 days ago

Now I'm tempted to make art of Alastor saying this TvT

metrochimp.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ain't hard to see why ...

miss512.bsky.social•25 days ago

Until you realize he's very anti-LGBT+. He's more shit-heel divorced dad

alastantial.bsky.social•25 days ago

the way i giggled at this

dianecmurphy.bsky.social•24 days ago

My husband’s like that,asking what does it matter to non-Catholics?? I’m saying,the Pope’s voice is huge!

zeqrun.bsky.social•25 days ago

yeah, I don't get how they could say "pope francis is too woke", and still claim to be christians. like, the pope is the physical embodiment of god 2nd only to jesus, yet you think you're more christian than him? is it even possible to be more self righteous than claiming to be holier than the pope?

regioro.bsky.social•24 days ago

Thats because they worship Mammon. Not the Holy Trinity.

longlivethequean.bsky.social•25 days ago

My literal exact reaction

lurkin-9-5.bsky.social•25 days ago

ispira.bsky.social•25 days ago

His stances on LGBT+ instantly turn me off, not that i was ever going to be on lol, that being said. Im going to meme the shit out of him being from Chicago

penguintipper.bsky.social•25 days ago

Malört Pope! Malört Pope!

smashthatashe.bsky.social•25 days ago

Once again, it's my fault for having eyes

lacrimosathenerd.bsky.social•25 days ago

*tips hat* m'father

clovermore.bsky.social•25 days ago

I told a friend we have to go drinking if 🍊💩 tries to declare himself Pope. (I don't drink. And am not religious.But like... 🤷)
And like... I'm only glad they fully ignored that 🍊 moron.

But adding the Pope to my list of "uncomfortable people referred to as Daddy." 😂

clovermore.bsky.social•25 days ago

But also, the only true Daddy is Pedro Pascal.
This is the way.
🤭

amirtalai.bsky.social•25 days ago

(yall this was a joke, I still dgaf who the pope is, literally everyone leading figure in the catholic church is anti-trans and has covered for pedophiles)

nyctocervus.posts.art•25 days ago

this is why we love you

aero-owl.bsky.social•25 days ago

As a child I was into dinosaurs and science. I was surrounded by religious people. Nothing they did or said made sense to me. I believe in things based on evidence, reason, and rational thought. I think the truth about nature and the world around us is also more outstanding without divinity.

hydalawn1.bsky.social•24 days ago

Thank you for having the best takes!

alystania.bsky.social•25 days ago

That doesn't apply to Pope Francis. His papacy was different. He opened the Church to the most vulnerable groups, including trans people, and publicly condemned those involved in cases of pedophilia or sexual abuse.

sternentorte.bsky.social•19 days ago

Thank you!! Me too, for the same reasons.
My "mother-in-law" was quite surprised that I hadn't seen and know the new pope yet...

I wasn't excited about it, I didn't care what kind of smoke was coming out of the chimney; it could have been pink or neon yellow. I don't care. 🤷🏻‍♀️

tanfaldw.bsky.social•25 days ago

Eeyup. I'm just over here enjoying the memes of a Buckee's and a Waffle House being photoshoped at the Vatican. Truly American stuff. Also Laura Loomer seething is beautiful.

paperrabbit13.bsky.social•25 days ago

Thank you Amir. This is why I enjoy following you 🥰

softbeanmayura.bsky.social•25 days ago

based take

alastors-shadow.bsky.social•25 days ago

I’m never going to side with a Pope for those reasons, but I can at least enjoy this sentiment when I see Catholics and MAGA

scrmbler.newgrounds.com•25 days ago

Didn’t Francis show public support to the lgbtq and donated to a trans supportive group?

atlashonks.bsky.social•25 days ago

He did but I'd say any other Pope definitely wasn't as kindhearted as he was...

yc99.bsky.social•25 days ago

i mean i grew up catholic, but reading scientific literature made me more trans-affirming

clovermore.bsky.social•25 days ago

Lol I figured.

One of my life goals is to get a cease and desist letter from the Pope.

My heathen ass would delight in menacing such a big public figure. 🤭

qutziz.bsky.social•24 days ago

you're the queen of blue skye

reclusive-miasma.bsky.social•25 days ago

Boy you so random!

stonesandigo.bsky.social•25 days ago

He’s kinda all over the place. He believes in climate change, and called out the orange one’s anti immigrant policies. However he disapproves abortion, and used the term “lifestyle” to describe gay people. He can be great for the future but he’s got some catches I’m worried about.

regioro.bsky.social•24 days ago

Congratulations. You discovered that Catholic Doctrine doesnt really fit into American Politics.

evolvegracefully.bsky.social•24 days ago

⚡️🙏⚡️Thankfully!⚡️🙏⚡️

#NewPope is a Blessing
in the house on FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

#Americans and #TheWorld
NEED this Genuine, Caring
Leader!✨💙✨
#PopeLeoXIV
THE WORLD THANKS YOU!
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

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