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Letter from Dem Senator Chris Van Hollen (MD) requesting a meeting with Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele To discuss MD father Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return "If Kilmar is not home by midweek – I plan to travel to El Salvador this week to check on his condition and discuss his release."

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Donald Trump is well on his way to defeating the American economy, which was once considered unbeatable!

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Harvard's Endowment: $53.2 billion. (What good is FU money if you can''t say fuck you when the time comes?!?!)

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One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

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The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

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1/2: This isn't going to stop. Eventually the market will realize this isn't going to stop and something's going to happen. Whether markets collapse or rich people literally go to GOP reps to force them to behave semi-responsibly it'll be something.

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1/2: It seems extremely unlikely that this occurring on the first day of Passover was a coincidence.

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Tariffs on bourbon are such an Old Fashioned economic policy.

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"Good jobs don’t have to be in manufacturing, and manufacturing jobs aren’t always good." McDonald’s workers in Denmark are paid more than $20 an hour, in addition to receiving substantial benefits. Meanwhile, “production associates” at Honda’s Alabama plants are paid an average of $14 an hour.

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"Tell me, what kind of Voter Suppression do you normally have here?" "Oh, we got both kinds; before and after."

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Pro Tip: Hire people to play games with you! Then they won't cyberbully you about all the terrible things you do and say and believe and are! fortune.com/2025/04/10/e...

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Why is this important? Because, as usual, The Convicted Felon is lying

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1/2: Mocking Elmo for being a fake gamer seems petty but there is a reason these dorks play video games at work and pay people to boost their scores. They have to preserve the mystique that they are geniuses, that everything they do ...

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Forget climate change for a second (just a second) and consider the impact on agriculture when reliable long-range forecasts become a thing of the past.

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Exactly 💥

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In: "Mein Kampf" Out: "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" Yes. Really. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/u...

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I agree. In a functioning democracy, we would already be in the midst of an impeachment trial.

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Alas, despite the wisdom of cowards here, I'm rather skeptical that there will EVER be 5 votes for a conservative jurisprudence distinct from the conservative legal principle, “What Trump Wants He Gets!”

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1/2: Biden couldn't use explicit statutory authority to modify student loans but Trump can have a drug-addled billionaire give every American's data to a college dropout who was once fired for giving stolen corporate data to a competitor.

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What if ... (and hear me out here) What if we don't want peace?

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"Your Honor, we can't comply with your order because it's unrealistic." "How is it unrealistic?" "The order assumes we will comply with it."

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