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Something is shifting. They are still breaking things and stealing things. And they will keep trying to break and to steal. But the propaganda magic around the oligarchical coup is fading. (1/2)

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When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

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“I’m in West Virginia — My insulin went from $6 to $80”

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Repost if you have tinnitus.

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"Iran, if you're listening ..."

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Took off from Dulles, Virginia, United States.

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"Biden left it in worse shape than we thought. And all the fraud. Also, it took almost a month to confirm cabinet secretaries. And all the trans people! And Hillary’s emails! And did you know Harris was Black? And Asian? And a woman?"

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I can't wait to hear the reasoning come 2028 when Republicans are going to tell us they're much better off than they were 4 years ago when unemployment is at 10%, there's a bear stock market and the price of everything from produce to eggs to gas is much higher.

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When my young son dropped an egg on the floor this morning, I told him, "Idiot, you are not going to college now!"

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C'mon. Hegseth doesn't see race! (Or much of anything, really after lunch on a Friday ...)

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📉📉📉

submitted 23 hours ago • 975 comments

When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.

submitted 1 day ago • 670 comments

How long until they realize FAFO

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Happy Friday! This is the resistance. Cause some Good Trouble today!

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DOGE = Department of Gross Errors

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You had one job, heroin. One job ...

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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

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Musk's substance abuse problem may well be the least problematic thing about him. I mean, it's a huge fucking problem, don't get me wrong, but it's standing in line behind a whole bunch of other enormous fucking problems.

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This fucks over the red rural areas by far the most if they go through with privatization. Flat rates will be out, and graduated rates will be in, and to reach the hinterlands with a letter will become much, much more expensive.

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Wish I'd kept notes on all the times I got accused of doomerism for saying that this was the plan. I will take anyone's action on the proposition Lil' Donnie willingly gives up power, because a piece of paper says so. Somebody put out the big light because I can't stand to see the nation this way.

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If only the DEEP STATE was nearly as willing to stand up for itself as its enemies think.

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Let's see, if you lose a $100,000 a year job but get a $5,000 DOGE savings check do you come out ahead? (Asking for a Republican friend ...)

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— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu — Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile — Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans “Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.

submitted 2 days ago • 1125 comments

Protests happen when they happen, if you can only show up on certain days show up on those days, if no protest is available on your dates then organize one, open your own spaces. Protests need to be daily, but not everyone is expected to show up daily. Do what you can when you can. Just show up.

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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

submitted 2 days ago • 221 comments

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

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Isn’t it time for the folks on the left who aligned themselves with the “anti-woke” movement to admit they were conned?

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Hey everyone! I did an emergency live over on Substack, reminding us all that we will win this thing! Take a look! adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/emergency-...

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🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

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Team Canada wins in overtime, and l’ve never been delighted with a hockey win before, ever.

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