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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

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Good morning and happy Saturday. Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is the peak analogy of this administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it.

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thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy

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Uh-huh ... youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDI?...

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On the bright side, this will give the MAGAts way more time to organize "Trucker Convoys for Trump!

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Vintage Trump: He does it. It didn't work. So now he pretends it's an accident.

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Did that rightwing ivory tower, Liberty University, or any other conservative school for that matter also receive a letter demanding viewpoint diversity in hiring? (Asking for a friend)

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So the Rubio family has gone from fleeing thought control to imposing it in 3 generations. (Ain't that America)

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There's Dunning-Kruger, then there's even Dunninger and Krugerer.

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BREAKING: A court ruled that our case challenging Rümeysa Öztürk's unlawful detention should move forward in Vermont, instead of Louisiana, and that ICE must transfer her there. Nobody should be shipped to a detention facility halfway across the country for writing an op-ed.

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Those Texans are very tolerant of religion ... so long as it’s Christianity.

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But Elon Musk building his own Harem in Texas is just fine ...

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#NuffSed ...

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1/2: MAGA has this idea that the US has been at the pinnacle of the world their entire lives because that is the natural order of things. They don't understand that it's a result of WW II, and policy decisions made by folks far smarter than they are or will ever be ...

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Just because you were right doesn't mean you have to remind us of that fact after it's too late to do anything about it! No wonder we never listened to you!

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NO! you fucking twatwaffle. It is NOT a "step towards fascism." It IS fascism, you spalling fucktrumpet. (The fucking "intellectuals" are really getting on my tits)

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I think the author makes an excellent point here when they write that many innocent independent contractors lost their lives when Luke blew up the Death Star. After all, they probably had no political affiliation and were just working to feed their families.

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In an effort to reach across political divides, a group of veterans has been holding regular gatherings to talk about it all over a beer. They call the events "Pints and Patriotism."

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trump is saying that the price of eggs went down 87%, which is a bald faced fucking lie. That would put a carton of eggs at $2. He's saying the price of gas went down to $1.98 in three states yesterday, but the lowest it went down ANYWHERE was $2.75.

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Miller's been a motherfuckin' piece of shit since high school. It's a wonder someone just hasn't up and beat the fuck out of him. He sure as fuck deserves it.

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Conservatives don't have any fucking 'commandments'... they make the shit up on the spot to suit their short term, nihilistic needs.

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I love the smell of "MAGA Infighting" in the morning.

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One thing about Chris Van Hollen many might not know: he came up around these kinds of foreign endeavors. His father was a career FSO and US Ambassador, and his mother was a top analyst at the CIA and State Department. Van Hollen was born in Pakistan and grew up abroad.

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The President of the United States fears only those who do not fear him.

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Damn right I did.

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You have to admit that the burgers just haven't been the same since they don't contain as many severed hands or as much rat as they used to, so it'll be nice to have that back.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Good morning and happy Saturday. Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is the peak analogy of this administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it.

thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy

Uh-huh ... youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDI?...

On the bright side, this will give the MAGAts way more time to organize "Trucker Convoys for Trump!

Vintage Trump: He does it. It didn't work. So now he pretends it's an accident.

Did that rightwing ivory tower, Liberty University, or any other conservative school for that matter also receive a letter demanding viewpoint diversity in hiring? (Asking for a friend)

So the Rubio family has gone from fleeing thought control to imposing it in 3 generations. (Ain't that America)

There's Dunning-Kruger, then there's even Dunninger and Krugerer.

BREAKING: A court ruled that our case challenging Rümeysa Öztürk's unlawful detention should move forward in Vermont, instead of Louisiana, and that ICE must transfer her there. Nobody should be shipped to a detention facility halfway across the country for writing an op-ed.

Those Texans are very tolerant of religion ... so long as it’s Christianity.

But Elon Musk building his own Harem in Texas is just fine ...

#NuffSed ...

1/2: MAGA has this idea that the US has been at the pinnacle of the world their entire lives because that is the natural order of things. They don't understand that it's a result of WW II, and policy decisions made by folks far smarter than they are or will ever be ...

Just because you were right doesn't mean you have to remind us of that fact after it's too late to do anything about it! No wonder we never listened to you!

NO! you fucking twatwaffle. It is NOT a "step towards fascism." It IS fascism, you spalling fucktrumpet. (The fucking "intellectuals" are really getting on my tits)

I think the author makes an excellent point here when they write that many innocent independent contractors lost their lives when Luke blew up the Death Star. After all, they probably had no political affiliation and were just working to feed their families.

In an effort to reach across political divides, a group of veterans has been holding regular gatherings to talk about it all over a beer. They call the events "Pints and Patriotism."

trump is saying that the price of eggs went down 87%, which is a bald faced fucking lie. That would put a carton of eggs at $2. He's saying the price of gas went down to $1.98 in three states yesterday, but the lowest it went down ANYWHERE was $2.75.

Miller's been a motherfuckin' piece of shit since high school. It's a wonder someone just hasn't up and beat the fuck out of him. He sure as fuck deserves it.

Conservatives don't have any fucking 'commandments'... they make the shit up on the spot to suit their short term, nihilistic needs.

I love the smell of "MAGA Infighting" in the morning.

One thing about Chris Van Hollen many might not know: he came up around these kinds of foreign endeavors. His father was a career FSO and US Ambassador, and his mother was a top analyst at the CIA and State Department. Van Hollen was born in Pakistan and grew up abroad.

The President of the United States fears only those who do not fear him.

Damn right I did.

You have to admit that the burgers just haven't been the same since they don't contain as many severed hands or as much rat as they used to, so it'll be nice to have that back.

I don't need "food safety". (I have an immune system!!!)

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