let me see... Root canal Colonoscopy Pap smear Hemorrhoids Prostate exam Mammogram Toothache Stomach flu......shall I go on? - ThreadSky

ftzpltc.bsky.social•88 days ago

Scaphism

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laapr.bsky.social•88 days ago

Love it.

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chelittle.bsky.social•72 days ago

Yes please continue

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petelewis136.bsky.social•89 days ago

Being on the other side of the Atlantic.

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mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social•89 days ago

A pilonidal cyst is better

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genxgretch.bsky.social•88 days ago

Heel blister and no bandaids.

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genxgretch.bsky.social•88 days ago

All on the same day.

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fingers99.bsky.social•87 days ago

Being raped by monkeys 🐒

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mstthinskin.bsky.social•88 days ago

Passing a kidney stone

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birdnerd118.bsky.social•89 days ago

Rotator cuff surgery

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cinnamonalice.bsky.social•88 days ago

Bad! It also takes less time to heal than to clean up Trump's damage.

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markfry.bsky.social•89 days ago

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bkara1.bsky.social•88 days ago

Slamming fingers in car door.

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pollo.thatmadpiratefella.nl•87 days ago

Abusive minimum wage job.

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pollo.thatmadpiratefella.nl•87 days ago

The kind you dread going to every shift that is way too long, with the worst customers.

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grammy1947.bsky.social•88 days ago

Childbirth

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bibbel3.bsky.social•74 days ago

I'd rather drown in a cesspool

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bibbel3.bsky.social•74 days ago

Amen

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dorotheevplessis.bsky.social•84 days ago

😆😁😅 Kind of lost you for a while!

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jalan-jeff.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trump funeral.

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manoflittleregard.bsky.social•88 days ago

Jail time.
Hangover.

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oxytocin1972.bsky.social•88 days ago

Box Jellyfish
14 hour labour
Dry socket

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ellipsiseroteme.bsky.social•88 days ago

Any event that successfully packs a venue.

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jimapplewhite.bsky.social•15 days ago

Gout .

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krxsis72.bsky.social•89 days ago

Hernia surgery

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anneinsantafe.bsky.social•88 days ago

I bet my husband, who has gone through this, would say having major surgery to reduce an abdominal aortic aneurysm so that it doesn't explode. Still better than going to a Trump rally.

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markfry.bsky.social•89 days ago

Indeed. Ive had bi-lateral hernia surgery twice. True story.

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krxsis72.bsky.social•89 days ago

Gad. Mine was inguinal. Caused by a sneeze.
January 18, 1992.

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shells44.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yeast infection

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blueskycody.bsky.social•88 days ago

You obviously have never been to a Trump rally. They are amazing.

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jprensky.bsky.social•88 days ago

A session with Dr Pimple Popper

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storytayl0r.bsky.social•88 days ago

Appendectomy?

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lanezane1.bsky.social•89 days ago

I was going to add vomiting but think 🤔 you covered it! lol!!😂

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panda-news.bsky.social•88 days ago

24-hour shits

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gigiangel.bsky.social•69 days ago

Anything and everything!

It's so hard to look at ar listen to that fake sack of shit!

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marshscarecrow.bsky.social•78 days ago

Tapeworm
Ingrown Toenails
Carpel Tunnel Syndrome
Hernia…

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michelle-cat.bsky.social•88 days ago

A Trump trial and sentencing

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erickabad.com•88 days ago

Forced to eat BigFoot Toe Jam? I don't know...maybe... lol

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cheers464646.bsky.social•89 days ago

Defenestration or Bubonic Plague

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justctvresisting.bsky.social•88 days ago

Kidney stones.

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casinoace.bsky.social•88 days ago

Ok, now this made my day.
🤣🤣🤣

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georgewachsmuth.bsky.social•88 days ago

Amputation

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tennking.bsky.social•68 days ago

e coli
salmonella
listeria
bad SNL skits

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us-soldiers-dad.bsky.social•88 days ago

….crucifixion, a 600 volt enema or lunch with Rudy Giuliano.

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bsky.ltd•88 days ago

Carefully placed munitions

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thehecticeclectic.bsky.social•72 days ago

I'd rather be stuck in an MRI all day. Definitely more enjoyable than that sewage leak that springs forth from that idiot's mouth.

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vespavixen.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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gravitysdisciple.bsky.social•88 days ago

Inner ear infections

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lcmacveteranaz.bsky.social•88 days ago

A needle aspiration to test for cancer sans pain killer.
BTW: a colonoscopy is no big deal. The prep is a bitch!!

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m00dswing.bsky.social•87 days ago

A trump perp walk.

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ejwb24.bsky.social•77 days ago

lol! Agreed! His rallies are crazy. I will never forget watching the MSG rally where I truly felt the presence of EVIL. A woman I know tells me “that was awesome!” I about gagged.

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yvetaina.bsky.social•78 days ago

I would add...my monthly period.

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mytrain666.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂

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number1katking.bsky.social•86 days ago

Anything is better than a Hate and Division Rally with a bunch of Trashy people

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hosea6.bsky.social•81 days ago

Funerals

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theraccoonplatoon.bsky.social•64 days ago

Anal vein thrombosis... Dont google it, just trust me!

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markfry.bsky.social•64 days ago

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lucas-fcgb.bsky.social•88 days ago

Well apparently a Kamala Harris rally to begin with

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johannah1372.bsky.social•88 days ago

I once had a dental abscess that morphed into a cyst in my sinus cavity…so yes.

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trevorkevorson.bsky.social•89 days ago

Heck I'd rather go for another Hatial Hernia with all the fun that brought than a Trump rally. 😛

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spacegirl56.bsky.social•88 days ago

Root canal without novocaine.

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happyhogwash.bsky.social•88 days ago

Gallbladder attack

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theresistanceco.bsky.social•88 days ago

Death

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arthauntsme.com•75 days ago

Eating dog shit?

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wobedraggled.bsky.social•89 days ago

Paper cut
Stubbed toe
Hangnail
Stepping in a puddle in winter
Finding out she's your cousin, after...
Cold Sore
Slightly past due milk
Tick bite on yer nuts
Fender Bender
Poison Ivy/Oak/Sumac
A suspect rash
Joycon Drift
Mudslide
Bamboo under fingernails
Getting ghosted
Steppin on Legos

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ml-overthepond.bsky.social•88 days ago

You forgot paper cut 😂 🤣 🤪

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lmfree.bsky.social•89 days ago

Yes, anything other than a trump rally.

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dissenter1957.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤭🤭🤭

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annieup.bsky.social•89 days ago

DJT, you misspelled Nazi.

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gingers-kitty.bsky.social•88 days ago

Constipation

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pegsaswiftie.bsky.social•16 days ago

😂😂

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kalaax008.bsky.social•44 days ago

No but you could:))

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mkmcmillan-1958.bsky.social•88 days ago

Scrubbing a public toilet

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oldconn42.bsky.social•89 days ago

Tru dat

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harpen1.bsky.social•41 days ago

I am proud to say, I never have, nor will I ever attend one of those insipid rallies.

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kathywaggoner.bsky.social•89 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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maggiemay-58.bsky.social•88 days ago

Kidney stones, childbirth, shingles.

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entiregoat.bsky.social•89 days ago

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asp65.bsky.social•88 days ago

OMG, what if the clown continues his lying hate filled rallies

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brideofkong.bsky.social•88 days ago

Nails on a chalkboard.

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canvassoldier.bsky.social•88 days ago

You forgot festering herpes sores

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nochurch4me.bsky.social•88 days ago

back in my day Jerry springer was the place to be

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mad-dem.bsky.social•40 days ago

Ear ache
Migraine

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believeit2020.bsky.social•88 days ago

And Food poisoning🤮

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maggiesmithok.bsky.social•55 days ago

😆

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birdie56.bsky.social•89 days ago

Kidney stones
Cancer
Explosive diarrhea

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tbas7000.bsky.social•88 days ago

No, that was a pretty good list.

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sqsarasota.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rattlesnake bite

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cinnamonalice.bsky.social•88 days ago

Bed bugs
Roaches
Poison Ivy...

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mecharilla.bsky.social•88 days ago

Getting rejected by your first crush

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felicenj.bsky.social•73 days ago

Brain surgery, and I've had two.

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markfry.bsky.social•73 days ago

I hope you’re doing ok.

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felicenj.bsky.social•68 days ago

I am doing well. The 1st surgery left me deaf in one ear. The 2nd one left me with facial paralysis. Otherwise, I live a pretty normal life. I work, exercise daily, and do household chores while making time for family, friends, and enjoying life.

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katfish682.bsky.social•36 days ago

I can verify that drug-free labors & deliveries with 2 singletons & a set of twins born 18 long minutes apart are all far superior to anything with that abysmal orange asshole & I was in labor for over 24 hrs the first time b/c I didn’t know it was labor at 6.5 wks early.🤦🏻‍♀️😹

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onmylastnerve.bsky.social•15 days ago

Trump funeral

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jalan-jeff.bsky.social•6 days ago

My Brother!

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itguy1138.bsky.social•88 days ago

Setting a dislocated joint without anything for the pain.

Passing a kidney stone

The worse level of constipation you will ever have.

I can go on all day.

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mrbeatnut.bsky.social•88 days ago

Also, I'd rather go out due to an accidental shooting than get whacked while attending head idiots WAH-llys during a staged assassination attempt made for tv.

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fighton0512.bsky.social•69 days ago

I actually just returned home from having a colonoscopy this morning. I can tell you personally, I would go right back for another before I attended or watched one of his dumbass rallies.

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crashdive625.bsky.social•88 days ago

The DMV.

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alchemist2000.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hartman Procedure

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brookshoffos.me•88 days ago

Hahahahahaha

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freydise.bsky.social•88 days ago

When you ram a sliver of wood up behind your fingernail

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vividpurple71.bsky.social•89 days ago

Severed limb

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janis99swift.bsky.social•75 days ago

quicksand is better.

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witchcolby.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤭

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konanmetalscholar.bsky.social•80 days ago

His obituary

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melindameyer.bsky.social•88 days ago

Cover me with maple syrup, stake me naked on a fire ant mound and play Lee Greenwoods Proud to be an American on loop would be better.

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dynavox.bsky.social•73 days ago

A Dump cemetery rally?

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nancy-basi.bsky.social•24 days ago

Giving birth

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sullenwheat.bsky.social•88 days ago

An old fashioned ice pick lobotomy

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timothymariotti.bsky.social•88 days ago

Literally anything

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trumpdespiser66.bsky.social•89 days ago

No, that's PLENTY. LOL

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scotty63.bsky.social•37 days ago

Car accident
Train wreck
SpaceX launch...

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gcusack.bsky.social•85 days ago

😆 🤣 Lol! Yes, I could add some more like
1/Pap Smear
2/A Visit from Bettle Juice
3/Shark Bite
4/Colonoscopy
5/Upper GI
6/Sugar Body Waxing

Did I forget one? 🤔

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dpfrazier22.bsky.social•44 days ago

Followed you

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dpfrazier22.bsky.social•43 days ago

Finally 😆
Thank you 🌹

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stacydaless.bsky.social•88 days ago

Death

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•88 days ago

I hope his inauguration is the least viewed and attended in American history.
Let him wallow in shame.
The Magas that do show...remember those faces

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grufferstein.bsky.social•89 days ago

A recent experience: getting into a car accident

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uofagrad97.bsky.social•88 days ago

Food poisoning

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catgurl.bsky.social•88 days ago

My husband ran over my foot with the car once. Does that qualify?

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nvpoole.bsky.social•78 days ago

Definitely qualifies - no question about it!

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catgurl.bsky.social•78 days ago

If given the choice of having to go to one of his rallies I’d find a way to run over my own foot.

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cattytalker.bsky.social•88 days ago

😅

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thefallin1.bsky.social•89 days ago

You missed Sand in the Vaseline.

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misslo.bsky.social•88 days ago

Diarrhea and lots of it

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guineys-mom.bsky.social•88 days ago

Protoscopy.

Oh, wait, the 🍊 Mussolini is going to give us that.

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manzanarez55robin.bsky.social•88 days ago

Arthritis
Chlamydia
Sunstroke
Asthma

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curiousdolphin7.bsky.social•88 days ago

Sharp stick in the eye
Diverticulitis
Shark attack
Pooping your pants on stage
Waking during surgery
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What else?!

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realfuckassbob.bsky.social•89 days ago

I had pneumonia not long ago and was so miserable I had a menty b on the doctors office floor. I think I'd rather do all that over again than attend a Trump rally.

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bethlee197679.bsky.social•89 days ago

Pulling out eyelashes….

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anneinsantafe.bsky.social•88 days ago

Having a fingernail tear below the quick. 😰

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cre8ve2.bsky.social•89 days ago

being waterboarded

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nolancmik.bsky.social•89 days ago

Imma draw the line at hemmorids. Them hurt sumthin fierce.

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newwee.bsky.social•52 days ago

Food poisoning

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sylvia-nordstrom.bsky.social•16 days ago

A tRump obituary?

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caringguy1957.bsky.social•88 days ago

There is only one event for the convicted felon that I am looking forward to.

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lorihjschaffer.bsky.social•28 days ago

I agree

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cateyezgreen.bsky.social•89 days ago

Yup all of those and a squishy painful mammogram.

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spiritsarreal.bsky.social•58 days ago

Explosive diarrhea

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thestampedehero.bsky.social•8 days ago

Trump is a sick SOB

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thestampedehero.bsky.social•68 days ago

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lynnunderwood.bsky.social•88 days ago

Sliding down a mile-long razor blade into a pool of alcohol

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lotuswoman7.bsky.social•69 days ago

Food poisoning

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crochetlady.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤮

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bstnboy.bsky.social•88 days ago

Whacking my head with a balpeen hammer several times.

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bpscot.bsky.social•88 days ago

A funeral

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bpscot.bsky.social•88 days ago

Trump and his ass hat Elon are on Russian Payroll. Now we are even

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colover79.bsky.social•88 days ago

My husband had three pins put in his broken ankle, he broke in 3 places so probably that. We both hate him

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lunahannsu.bsky.social•89 days ago

Purposely exposing oneself to any of the many war chemicals deemed as crimes against humanity (including Agent Orange.)

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collburns.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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perahlberg.bsky.social•88 days ago

Having your face torn off by the tentacles of a giant squid?🦑

Yep, definitely better.

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hippygeek.bsky.social•89 days ago

I’ll pick a pit of poisonous snakes any day over that 🐍

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makeamericablue.bsky.social•88 days ago

Things I preferred over voting for trump. All of them. All at the same time.

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ruadhmairi.bsky.social•88 days ago

D&C free of anesthetic good as well…

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pepe-mccormack.bsky.social•15 days ago

A bombed out Trumb rally...

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amostheking.bsky.social•72 days ago

Standing on Lego barefoot.
Catching your nethers in a barb wire fence

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bete-noire.bsky.social•71 days ago

I'll acknowledge and wince at your Lego barefoot experience and up that with a d4 dice barefoot experience. Either way, we're both fucked!

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pettylisa.bsky.social•88 days ago

Scraping my eyeballs with a spork
Stepping on Legos at 3 am

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truthseeker59.bsky.social•28 days ago

What you mentioned above is way better!

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2dogdame.bsky.social•88 days ago

Passing a kidney stone

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larrybirdlover.bsky.social•88 days ago

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tellmeitgetsbetter.bsky.social•88 days ago

Brainstem migraine

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smalljane.bsky.social•89 days ago

😂😂😂

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rose1215.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yes Donny in jail

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mikaohio.bsky.social•78 days ago

Brain worm

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innisblue.bsky.social•88 days ago

Food poisoning
Death

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cattytalker.bsky.social•88 days ago

What's better?
*A funeral
*Listening to an MLM pitch
*On fumes in a traffic jam
*Jury duty
*A dry wedding reception

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kissmytiara.bsky.social•44 days ago

😂

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jack2011.bsky.social•44 days ago

Kidney stolen while you are asleep

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arsenaleemz.bsky.social•89 days ago

I once shattered my collarbone. The doctor put his knee in the center of my back, while the nurses pulled the straps on my harness to set my shoulders back in place.

That was better than a Trump rally.

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anneinsantafe.bsky.social•88 days ago

I would say having a spiral fracture of the fibula, 2 inched above my ankle, requiring 6 weeks in a plaster cast from just above my toes to just below my hip. Yeah that would be better than going to a Trump rally

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markfry.bsky.social•89 days ago

I’ve heard that can be very painful

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natnewscot.bsky.social•88 days ago

We'd be here all day if you did.

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montezumamaud61.bsky.social•80 days ago

How about having my arm amputated with a rusty saw and beating myself over the head with it?

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marshscarecrow.bsky.social•78 days ago

The saw or the arm?

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montezumamaud61.bsky.social•78 days ago

Both? Okay, the arm!

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markfry.bsky.social•80 days ago

Ouch!

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montezumamaud61.bsky.social•80 days ago

😂😂😂

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karenklw.bsky.social•27 days ago

😂😂😂🙌

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libertyjustice.bsky.social•89 days ago

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markfry.bsky.social•89 days ago

😆

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gwyn25.bsky.social•88 days ago

Cleaning litter boxes.
Fingernails on chalkboards.
Walking across a bed of hot coals.

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ckquinnftw.bsky.social•88 days ago

Diarrhea?

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mlsins.bsky.social•88 days ago

A funeral for Him!

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write-or-die.bsky.social•49 days ago

Remember when the Dave Matthews' Band had the tour bus incident on a bridge?

Here is another thing that traumatized me so, so, so, much. I'm very sorry to do this, but my curse requires me to pass it on or they make me eat fake mashed potatoes. 🙃

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/diarrhea-poured-on-woman-hollywood-homeless/2112762/

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