After releasing more photos of the very at large CEO shooter, NYPD has received 3000 reports that the shooter is "awoooga," 2600 claiming the shooter is "a total fox," and most concerning, 5000 reports claiming the shooter "could get it" - ThreadSky

criminalerin.bsky.social • 80 days ago

After releasing more photos of the very at large CEO shooter, NYPD has received 3000 reports that the shooter is "awoooga," 2600 claiming the shooter is "a total fox," and most concerning, 5000 reports claiming the shooter "could get it"

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inkyclouds.bsky.social•80 days ago

god, he better not be a POS

criminalerin.bsky.social•80 days ago

I'm so serious lol

inkyclouds.bsky.social•80 days ago

Was he charming a barista with that gentle smile? (awooga)

redoverred.bsky.social•80 days ago

Do you have the number to the "just the tip" line?

glibbyglopglooby.bsky.social•77 days ago

You are perfect!!

(New follower formerly of Cleveland)

byways.bsky.social•80 days ago

1300 reports asked police to forward the following message to the shooter.

kikifromcali.bsky.social•80 days ago

I sincerely apologize for my awoooga and any bike horn noises that followed 😌

kragsurtur.bsky.social•80 days ago

Could this be a message to other greedy CEOs?

detroitmade.bsky.social•80 days ago

A storm is a brewing.

dustopi.bsky.social•80 days ago

Not a single seat will be dry during the trial if they catch him

fortunasaga.com•78 days ago

popeguilty.bsky.social•80 days ago

this is... a significant portion of my TL today LMAO

hallelujah-4-life.bsky.social•80 days ago

#Robinhoodie

lalaeta.bsky.social•80 days ago

Around noon police received an anonymous tipoff saying 'he could shoot his load into my CEO (Cute Erotic Orifice) any time'

sanho.bsky.social•78 days ago

Pretty sure this was the basis for one of Shakespeare’s extremely shallow romantic comedy of errors.

mementomorty.bsky.social•80 days ago

No "I got something he could murder" huh?

criminalerin.bsky.social•80 days ago

I am absolutely not sharing those photos however I may be taking a small break to go to my bunk

nilbog3000.bsky.social•80 days ago

Especially since it’s very likely the new image is not the same guy in the shooting video

criminalerin.bsky.social•80 days ago

I'd be so flattered and also up to my ears in pussy, if I was the gorgeous creature wrongly accused of being that based

nilbog3000.bsky.social•80 days ago

Not getting killed by the cops before he’s exonerated is the difficult part

criminalerin.bsky.social•80 days ago

That's the difficult part for us all, pal

shmaesh.bsky.social•80 days ago

WOOF

castlebravoli7.gobirds.online•80 days ago

Jake Gyllenhaal had better not make any sudden movements around cops for a little while

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