every animal is either a crab or a mouse. turtle, that’s a crab. frog, obvious crab. a bear is a mouse. a bat is like if a mouse could be an angel - ThreadSky

muralgoblin.bsky.social•28 days ago

Fish?

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raxkingisdead.bsky.social•28 days ago

fish aren’t animals at all due to my hating them

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muralgoblin.bsky.social•28 days ago

Fish are moose

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shawndcrabtree.bsky.social•28 days ago

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dotorion.bsky.social•28 days ago

i’ve met some crabs that are mice

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rifka.bsky.social•24 days ago

I can be your crba or your mouse

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tommybingbong.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yes yes yes

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czarmitch.bsky.social•28 days ago

i have been doing Horsie or Doggie for years, but i’m interested in trying Crab or Mouse

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drcapn.bsky.social•28 days ago

Snake?

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jayasaxena.com•28 days ago

fuck 'em up, socrates

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dogsinautumn.bsky.social•28 days ago

Crab this, mouse that. Account for the human animal in your analysis then. You can’t, because it’s just an excuse to sell your scammy insurance policies. The people are wise to your games at this stage

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jessicagerbils.bsky.social•28 days ago

do u think mice think bats are the angels of their dead

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gbbranstetter.bsky.social•28 days ago

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raxkingisdead.bsky.social•28 days ago

my god…

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hueycallison.bsky.social•27 days ago

Main Battle Mouse

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rats-magazine.bsky.social•27 days ago

This is very smart

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avhiero.bsky.social•28 days ago

How many bats can dance on the head of a pin? Three.

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haredurer.bsky.social•28 days ago

Pliny, The Natural History

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buffyblogs.bsky.social•28 days ago

Webber is not amused.

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biganalog.bsky.social•28 days ago

This is what Aristotle was going on about

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fangly.bsky.social•28 days ago

cross breed

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carapacestudios.bsky.social•27 days ago

Wrong, some are kitties. For example, mice are kitties.

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raxkingisdead.bsky.social•27 days ago

well yeah how’s a mouse just gonna be a mouse

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adamfromphilly.bsky.social•28 days ago

this is just science

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afertig.bsky.social•28 days ago

Platypus?

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karengeier.com•28 days ago

German language Bluesky is about to come for your ass

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bonobos37.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think all food is a soup, salad or sandwich. I like the way you think.

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abitoverzellis.bsky.social•27 days ago

Carl Linnaeus has 24 hours to respond

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tacoengineer.bsky.social•27 days ago

Why won't he debate? Is he a coward? No, it's cause rax is right and he knows it

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nikostratis.com•28 days ago

important question: is a dog a crab?

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raxkingisdead.bsky.social•28 days ago

a short haired dog is a crab. a fluffy dog is a mouse

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nikostratis.com•28 days ago

irrefutable logic.

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raxkingisdead.bsky.social•28 days ago

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nuclear-botany.bsky.social•27 days ago

A frog is a MOUSE you absolute taxonomic disaster!! Hast thou never beheld one before thine eyes? Never held one in the palm of thine hand? If a frogge be any beaft in this greene londe it be a MOUSE!!

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