You know they were just shitting themselves to find the one buff Polynesian guy who looks like George Washington.
Plus, with that mopey twink of his as a spousal hire, he’s kind of a two-fer.
Plus, with that mopey twink of his as a spousal hire, he’s kind of a two-fer.
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"Look, I’ve got nothing against Queequeg. He’s a nice guy. And he can spy a whale spout in a hurricane. And swim like a dolphin. But all those 'biggee' tattoos? Tell me they don’t scream 'diversity hire.'"
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