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gordbrush.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I think I’ll be the next Pope

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gordbrush.bsky.social•1 day ago

do I need to win a competition or is it enough to just say it?

al--s.bsky.social•1 day ago

i think at very least you can be an antipope if enough Catholics go along with it

britestoan.bsky.social•1 day ago

You just need to get like 30 cardinals on board and you're good

gordbrush.bsky.social•1 day ago

you do that for me and I’ll put in a good word with God for you

gordbrush.bsky.social•1 day ago

also I think I’d need to move the Vatican to bristol to make my commute easier

iamgodzilla.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you are the pope in Bristol then another one appears in Rome. If that one moves then they get another one. And another one. Until it's all popes everywhere. And that just wouldn't do. That's why they lock the pope in and guard him with axe wielding pyjama men. To stop him from multiplying.

gordbrush.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think the world will like multiple GordoPopes

iamgodzilla.bsky.social•1 day ago

It would be fun watching the Swiss guard chase you all around trying to get you back in the pope box.