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had a nice week away in the snow and all that but I’m looking forwards to getting back home to see this absolute icon and hero of our times

submitted 40 minutes ago • 2 comments

I would die for him

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

This is a hot nude picture of me, Gordo

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

fuck your “rules”

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

Lazy Sunday spent thinking about why we can’t have a big videogame RPG with Kill Six Billion Demons grade vibes and being sad about it

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

submitted 3 hours ago • 22 comments

"Pierbattista Pizzaballa" sounds like JK Rowling trying to add an Italian to Hogwart's

submitted 3 hours ago • 7 comments

for the entire time I lived in Britain this guy was always the same boring tedious crybaby. I don't know what he's been up to since 2018 because he blocked me on Twitter for calling him Konstantly Kissin My Dad

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

Steve Bannon looks like he’s about to burst like an overstuffed sausage and I only hope it’s on camera when he does

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

“a provocative gesture that resembled the controversial salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally last month”

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Scottish Labour concerned that, if anything, they’re TOO popular

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I am hearing that on his deathbed 'Pope' Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

all jokes aside, the next Pope should be a Gamer

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

It was reported this week that British special forces officers vetoed asylum for their Afghan colleagues, because those soldiers had seen them commit war crimes against civilians and might be called to testify against them in court. As far as I can see, nobody who matters even blinked.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

My first act as Pope will be to lead a crusade against Elon Musk for being cringe and annoying

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

my "my son is not a nepo baby" newspaper column has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the column.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

They can’t confirm the popes death because one of the cardinals took home that magic hammer they have to put up some shelves

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The Pope is in hospital because I called him The Poop in VRchat and he got owned so hard his heart went to heaven

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I think I’ll be the next Pope

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm sick of getting headaches from sweeteners and every soft drink in the UK tasting like plastic so I've decided to make a video where I cuss out Jamie Oliver because he's a smug prat and he ruined everything youtu.be/OGu5FX7Uu3s

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments