Oh! So THAT’S where my chicken’s gone, huh?! I’ve been tearing the house apart all day looking for it. Damn you @unicouniuni3.bsky.social, You little thief. You're still cute though. 😽
We woke up thanksgiving one year wondering what happened to our turkey. Turns out the 6lbs stray we adopted pulled the 7lbs Turkey out of the sink, out of the kitchen and was hiding it under the dining room table.
Worked with a CEO named Uni years ago. Every Friday, he’d raid the office fridge like a raccoon, eating leftover chickens and whatever else he found before the janitor tossed it. Told me once, “Where I’m from, there’s no such thing as ‘bad’ food.” Iconic.
We can't use our indoor composter. Magick is a chicken hound.
Photo Before Diet (auto feeder with cheerio style kibble):
The vet was impressed a year later she'd lost 1/3rd of the weight she put on after we got her. We were free feeding her BD. It is hilarious to watch her scramble at dinner time.
I've got Bengal Leopard x Maine Coon B&W cat. You leave it out, she'll eat it! Insatiable. Still fuming because we wouldn't let her torture & eat a mouse she bagged on the patio! Mortally wounded, it was flushed.
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Uni ate chicken.
Meow
(A cat poem)
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"I used to feed my cat chicken til he turned into a butter ball...."
Now he's a turkey.
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Uni is adorable 💜
https://giphy.com/channel/jeremyhyde627ac136f06448b08fd84066bbcb6435/jokes-i-wrote-mr-hyde
Goddamn…
Secret Life Of Pets movie 🤣
suspiciously chicken shaped uni:
Photo Before Diet (auto feeder with cheerio style kibble):
The vet was impressed a year later she'd lost 1/3rd of the weight she put on after we got her. We were free feeding her BD. It is hilarious to watch her scramble at dinner time.