"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I was older.' Let me see that camera!"
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Niko Stratis
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
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Which means, it’s dirty.
oh good you’re a smart crowd, the other day I had to say, hey man you got a lot of shit on your head!