lmao "Tesla recalls 46,000 Cybertrucks due to roof panels potentially detaching during driving." - ThreadSky

jphillll.bsky.social • 17 days ago

lmao "Tesla recalls 46,000 Cybertrucks due to roof panels potentially detaching during driving."

Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue

www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...

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hawkandhare.bsky.social•17 days ago

cmf406.bsky.social•17 days ago

46k cars total? That comes off a Ford or Dodge line in a week! It's never been a real car company, and the valuation is totally a bubble.

tabbyreport.bsky.social•17 days ago

TIL the cybertruck panels are just glued on…

anarchocluegi.bsky.social•17 days ago

How has this company not completely and utterly disintegrated yet?

nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social•17 days ago

The stock market is made-up bullshit is how.

zachcoma.bsky.social•16 days ago

House parts will do that when moving 55mph

starphaux.bsky.social•17 days ago

Does recalling every single one of your most iconic cars (not calling them trucks) make your companies stock go up, or down?

blonderoots.bsky.social•17 days ago

They are tin cans, junk! BOYCOTT TESLA!!!

jurahkan.bsky.social•16 days ago

Juat imagine, a Tesla steel panel slamming against your windshield in the middle of the highway...

therealxtina.bsky.social•17 days ago

FL is crawling with them. Hurricane season will prove very interesting this year.

mwworkingclass.bsky.social•17 days ago

How many of the 46,000 have already blown up tho?

dominiqmarks.bsky.social•17 days ago

Let's face it--torching your cybertruck is safer than continuing to drive it.🙄

plantingahead.bsky.social•17 days ago

@oinonio.bsky.social No one’s laughing?

abbotmythos.bsky.social•16 days ago

apetrossiants.bsky.social•17 days ago

😂😂😂

fdhbstephanie.bsky.social•16 days ago

there's also this 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://www.thedrive.com/news/tesla-autopilot-fails-wile-e-coyote-test-drives-itself-into-picture-of-a-road

hudsonrivercrew.bsky.social•17 days ago

As a forced car user, I personally can't think of anything better than having my car go away to repair camp every other week for a new issue

foxthing.gay•16 days ago

Take bets the fix is like zip ties or some shit

thevclaw.bsky.social•17 days ago

https://youtu.be/MvLufWdVFl8?si=Bt4CNWNr_13Ea6WN

jwmcartist.bsky.social•17 days ago

I love this winning management style for our Federal govt.

prairiehouse.bsky.social•17 days ago

Those things are death traps.

jphillll.bsky.social•17 days ago

keep the tesla take down rolling: https://www.jphilll.com/p/its-time-to-take-down-tesla

iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•16 days ago

peppermintpavement.bsky.social•17 days ago

whenever i pass a Tesla on the expressway, i either petulantly poke my tongue at the driver, flip them off or hit em with the dreaded Siskel & Ebert thumbs down

mwworkingclass.bsky.social•17 days ago

Arm out the window with a big thumbs down, is my classic move as well.

mech0t1.bsky.social•17 days ago

Also lmao at there only being 46k of them after more than a year on the market.

hereweare12.bsky.social•16 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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