Good morning Friday thought of the day is: Just cook properly and then Gordon Ramsey won't scream at you and try to strangle you. -bz - ThreadSky

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zafarcakes.bsky.social • 159 days ago

Good morning Friday thought of the day is:

Just cook properly and then Gordon Ramsey won't scream at you and try to strangle you.

-bz

Gordon Ramsey can’t even use a microwave he’s not a proper chef

Mornin

It says you posted 6 seconds ago. That's weird. I mean it's totally normal but also whoa that's weird. 6 seconds.

He puts bread on your face and calls you stupid sandwich face for some reason

I find I lack motivation to be good at things unless someone is screaming abuse at me on the telly.

Why do people test him so. Damn you world!!!!

Good morning

I’m in the small minority who wouldn’t mind if he did.

hahaha this one comes with a side order of humour me likey

If I could do that I wouldn't have 18 failing restaurants! (3 more opening in summer)

I needed this this morning. Thanks a lot, boss.

Thank you. And if you can give me the heads up before he visits me as I’m chopping carrots (not a euphemism) I’d be much obliged.

"Somebody's pooing in there!"

spat out my huel. This is so true

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