Best case, this all ends in 2 years with me hugging a Canadian tank commander on Flatbush. - ThreadSky

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bazecraze.bsky.social • 112 days ago

Best case, this all ends in 2 years with me hugging a Canadian tank commander on Flatbush.

The Canucks won't save us, but maybe binge-watching a few hours of "The Kids In The Hall" would help with the pain a little.

We have tanks?

You don’t?? Oh no.

Maybe one or two? I think we also have a couple of boats and a few planes.

I think you rely on us to fuel them so this might not work :(

I’m sorry to inform you that our entire military is like 1.5 bases worth there.

When the Canadians arrive, I'll be acting like this French guy in The Longest Day https://youtu.be/lhH6yCQU5fI?si=Lv8DSRsp6ImIWkoS&t=57

Get that white flag ready my friend.

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