I love stizzy with s1 vibes because Izzy is like that VILE HARLOT he's SEDUCED my boss and now he's turning his greedy sights on ME!! and meanwhile Stede is like. getting a splinter.
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if you have never considered that "Bonnet did something to my boss' brain" may be izzy just sincerely thinking stede broke ed somehow please do it's SO MUCH FUNNIER
I've seen a people thinking Izzy knows exactly what's going on and he's just too disgusted/homophobic to even say "Edward is in love with Bonnet and they're dating".
It's totally sincere! And also maybe some projecting😏 I love thinking about S1 Izzy feeling like Stede is a bewitching sexy siren that he's manfully resisting to save Edward🤣
Stede as the unwitting seductress is the funniest thing 🤣 he's just flouncing around all earnestly and maybe stumbling over his elegant heels and showing his shapely ankles while EdIzzy's ears are wheezing like tea kettles
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The drama of Stede trying to slam curtains when he says, “The fuckery’s cancelled” and Izzy calling him a “little shit”
They’re amazing
1. “Stede has broken Ed with his fancy ways” is clearly the only conclusion, despite Ed being fancy but in leather and fearsome pirate ways
3. Thinks Ed and Stede would hook up on deck with absolutely no discretion
4. Why? Has this happened before w/another fancy pirate captain??
5. Logical action: have a meltdown
lucius: oh, that's...
fic where he's right.
At night Izzy hears singing and feels himself being drawn to the captain’s quarters….