They found a bookbag full of... Monopoly money? So not only is this guy hot, he's funny too? - ThreadSky

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mementomorty.bsky.social • 77 days ago

They found a bookbag full of... Monopoly money? So not only is this guy hot, he's funny too?

They’re really hyping this guy up!

Only way he could've topped this is if he left only one item in the backpack, a get out of jail free card

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yes! Lol

yeah so it's almost like basically everything about this guy is amazing.

he should be president tbh

Also a Tommy Hilfiger jacket which he probably just wanted to get rid of since nobody has worn them since 1998.

He's trolling them at this point.

shitty CEO got gunned down by the Riddler, this story continues to get better

The NYPD is playing checkers and he's playing chess.

based upon the photos I see of the NYPD in subways, they seem to be mostly playing Candy Crush and Twitter

I gotta think some cops are grateful to not immediately be the bastard for once.

Full on Spock 3D space chess

He's a fucking legend at this point. I know we're supposed to condemn murderers but...I'm finding it hard to do that with this guy.

He's so HOT its ridiculous 🍾✨

If it is the smiling guy, he’s pretty damn handsome.

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