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Asking for a friend, people with the surname King, are allowed to attend?

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It took me 61 posts to screw up my online anonymity on bluesky and I find that hilarious 😂

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Fell asleep on the floor, my cat has taken this opportunity to have the bed all to himself

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He's my baby boy

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Sometimes I feel I don't fit in well with my friends, but then I send them a dumb video of a door saying "fuck you" and they laugh

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#80s

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Hyper focused so hard yesterday I'm now running on 40 minutes of sleep, forgot to eat, but boyyyy i can tell you the Australian housing market is Fucked

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Upon renewing my netflix sub after a 4 year hiatus, I have learnt that squid game is not a Gordon Ramsay spin off

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My friend bought me a couple of panda plushies for Christmas, and as someone who never got given much in the way of gifts, I don't think they know how much it meant

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Step 1 of vacuuming the house- pull apart the vacuum to see how it works Step 2- spend the amount of time it would take to vacuum the house putting it all back together Step 3- lunch break Step 4- get distracted by cats

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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

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Fur babies

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Hey, Tell your cat I said pspspsps

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Friend- why can't Eric ride a bike Me- Eric is one letter different from being an anagram of ride, its missing the D..is this a sex joke better ask Google Google- some Eric guy had a heart attack riding a bike My friend- no....Eric is a fish...what the fuck?

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Be the DB Cooper you wish to see in the world

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My cat- someone is aproaching the door I shall sit at the door and growl....human what do you mean your about to open the door *runs off to hide in the bedroom* He'll then come back out and demand some pizza topping for being a good guard cat

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Thought my cat was coming to nuzzle into my neck instead he just licked me in the eyeball, I feel the love and my lord the love hurts

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If you say, "I spend a lot of time fantasizing about murder and ways to hide bodies," people get all freaked out. If you say, "I'm an author," they smile and go, "That's nice." Agatha Christie never walked into a room without wondering how she's kill every person in it.

submitted 78 days ago • 76 comments

HOW TO TELL IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC FROM YOUR SPEAKERS WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN NATURE, a thread 1. They don't.

submitted 79 days ago • 135 comments

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

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