This is an opportunity for me to reshare one of my favorite jokes from the Kids Write Jokes workshop & their old Twitter account: Why did the crab go to prison? Crimes. - ThreadSky

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kellylink.bsky.social • 9 days ago

This is an opportunity for me to reshare one of my favorite jokes from the Kids Write Jokes workshop & their old Twitter account:

Why did the crab go to prison?
Crimes.

Reposted from Merriam-Webster

*crab-walked

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basicchunnel.bsky.social•9 days ago

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

🥲

tanaudel.bsky.social•9 days ago

I can only (and frequently) say “crimes” now in the tone you once used recounting that joke

tanaudel.bsky.social•9 days ago

Also a muttered, meaningful “crimes” is an irresistible answer to many questions, jokes or otherwise

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

What do you love? Crimes. What do you want for dinner? Crimes. What's your astrological sign? Crimes. What do you want to do on Friday? Crimes. What's the new book about? CRIMES.

tanaudel.bsky.social•9 days ago

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

How should you promote the new book, Kathleen? CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES

tanaudel.bsky.social•9 days ago

It’s rarely a wrong answer!

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

I say it in my head all the time right now!

marcmancuso.bsky.social•9 days ago

What's a common interrogation tactic crab investigators use to get a crab of interest to open up?

They play "hard-shell crab, soft-shell crab."

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

the only cops I’ll allow

maximummary.bsky.social•9 days ago

Went to a summer day camp where having the preschoolers tell jokes was an occasional diversion at morning assembly. My fave:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it didn’t want to.

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

❤️

kellylink.bsky.social•9 days ago

The other joke from that account which I think about all the time:

What is a bear’s throne made of?
Twigs and death.

catvincent.bsky.social•9 days ago

I miss that.

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