there’s nothing guaranteed to generate “what the fuck are you talking about, Jesse” expressions like explaining online drama to an offline spouse - ThreadSky

rincewind.run • 107 days ago

there’s nothing guaranteed to generate “what the fuck are you talking about, Jesse” expressions like explaining online drama to an offline spouse

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l3moning.bsky.social•107 days ago

Doesn't even need to be someone who is offline, just someone in different online circles. I find it kind of amusing though.

markshatraw.bsky.social•107 days ago

I always have to run through explanations in my head before I run them by another person - if I have to introduce more than one character, it's probably not worth it.

The Workwear guy nailing a 1/6 rioter by his shoes is a good one though

silveratractic.bsky.social•107 days ago

I NEED more offline people in my life. They're the cure to my COD (chronically online disorder)

colwag.bsky.social•107 days ago

me trying to figure out how to talk to my therapist about the drama that I was crying over last night over my kink friends discord servers:

shadow27.bsky.social•107 days ago

My partner is a TikToker, so i get to make that face.

benleedom.bsky.social•107 days ago

“ok so you know how—“

“let me stop you right there”

annepmitchell.bsky.social•107 days ago

What is this "offline" of which you speak?

kalidestroyer.bsky.social•107 days ago

“Turbulence” is the new lingo, I’m reliably informed

rincewind.run•107 days ago

“so there’s this guy who calls himself ‘captain potcard’ and - “

colbosch.bsky.social•107 days ago

"...yes, Smokefleet..."

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•107 days ago

captain picard dot smokefleet dot com. that sounds like one seriously bad dude. I bet he doesn’t respect *anybody*

kjzack6.bsky.social•107 days ago

I can’t even begin to explain this stuff!

mellowtoast.bsky.social•107 days ago

Haha yeah I had to explain the sensual hog named Alf / Alf hog thing to my wife last week (that was last week right?) and she was like “sure, ok”

jcglucks.bsky.social•107 days ago

#relatable

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