My heartfelt thanks hereby goes out to Unknown Commando Shot Lady, wherever you are. Your decision not to wear underwear, while questionable in its timing, has done me a great service, and I appreciate your unclothed sacrifice on my behalf! ::salutes:: - ThreadSky

oliviawrites.bsky.social • 40 days ago

My heartfelt thanks hereby goes out to Unknown Commando Shot Lady, wherever you are. Your decision not to wear underwear, while questionable in its timing, has done me a great service, and I appreciate your unclothed sacrifice on my behalf! ::salutes::

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melonreads.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is this where I share my story of when my mom took me to the tailor to have some clothes made when I was a child (this is a common thing in India) and it was at there we all made the unfortunate discovery that when I used the bathroom before leaving the house, I forgot to put my underwear back on.

hannahmwrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

We discovered once that my sister had neglected to put on underwear for church. She was about 5. It was discovered when she did a cartwheel in front of the altar after mass.

melonreads.bsky.social•40 days ago

Laughing in commiseration.

abbaetha.bsky.social•40 days ago

I was standing in the line at the grocery store when kid1 poked me and said, “look at kid2!” Kid2 had their pants and underwear around their ankles. When challenged on the choice, kid2 said, innocently, I wanted to see my bottom!

oliviawrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

Oh, NO, Mel. 😂😭

I hope you were young enough not to be mortified???

melonreads.bsky.social•40 days ago

I was pretty young but that story made the ROUNDS because my mom found it so amusing.

oliviawrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

I'm so glad your mom thought it was funny too!

oliviawrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

As a kid, I used to run around a lot in just a tee, Winnie the Pooh-style. I apparently called it my Jordache Look, after the commercial jingle that went: "You've got the look I want to know better/You've got the look that's all together/Working, playing, day or night, the look that's right!" 😂

melonreads.bsky.social•40 days ago

OMG! This is so funny and so completely endearing.

jamadoria.bsky.social•40 days ago

It reminds me of sitting at a bus stop in Amsterdam & a woman was riding a bicycle with zero underwear and a full bush - it was right at my eye level 🙈

oliviawrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

TBH, I kind of admire that kind of confidence, Jae!

jamadoria.bsky.social•40 days ago

She’d definitely reached the IDGAF age when Dutch women chop off all their hair on their heads, but let it go wild everywhere else (it usually happens about 50+)

oliviawrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

I've kept the hair on my head, and I pluck my chin/mustache, but otherwise? I started becoming a 50+ Dutch woman over a decade ago, Jae, when I was still in my 30s. 😂

jamadoria.bsky.social•40 days ago

You’re a trendsetter! I never doubted you, Olivia 🥰😘

swooning-stepbacks.bsky.social•40 days ago

I do cardiac ultrasound and have to ask patients to remove everything waist up (and put on a gown for modesty). The number of people that strip everything…😂 Also I learn a LOT about piercings.

melle.ca•40 days ago

I have had many discussions about tattoos with medical professionals. I get the impression they appreciate having an obvious small talk distraction from nudity, anxiety, awkwardness, and anything else in the room. 🙂

oliviawrites.bsky.social•40 days ago

I figure everyone in the medical profession has probably seen it all at one time or another. 😂

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