GREAT NEWS. I JUST WON A GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP IN MY OWN BACKYARD. Aren’t I amazing? - ThreadSky

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social • 45 days ago

GREAT NEWS. I JUST WON A GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP IN MY OWN BACKYARD. Aren’t I amazing?

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letsbepurple.bsky.social•44 days ago

Stop stealing Trump’s glory

melmcxiv.bsky.social•43 days ago

Wow! Congrats! And I bet you carried your own bag and won without the help of caddies either! I would say this is the greatest golf win ever!

frankriveramar1.bsky.social•43 days ago

😂
No you didn’t.
Krasnov won that too!

jnj-4ever.bsky.social•43 days ago

The BEST!!!!

gothicalchemist.bsky.social•44 days ago

I bet you were 40 strokes under par.

trishaperil.bsky.social•44 days ago

Fantastic! Did you poop your pants while doing it as well?

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

The funny thing about that is…yes. Yes I did.

trishaperil.bsky.social•44 days ago

Yay! Only the cool kids poop their pants

deedeevee.bsky.social•44 days ago

Truly amazing, I'm sure it was unexpected but all that hard work is finally paying off in perpetuity...cheers!!

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

Thank you. Also it was totally expected.

susandovy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Too bad it wasn’t televised

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•45 days ago

True. I always get the best ratings. King Of Ratings they say.

maeml.bsky.social•45 days ago

Did you cheat though?

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•45 days ago

I didn’t cheat but even if I did cheat it wouldn’t be wrong.

mikeofbisbee.bsky.social•43 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

bluebirdssing.bsky.social•43 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

aladybutterfly.bsky.social•44 days ago

Bravo! What a great thing you did. Please don't send us to the corn field. You dud a really good thing.

longleafpine2024.bsky.social•44 days ago

Perfect

socaldonna.bsky.social•43 days ago

Nice effect with the all caps!

jtsundowning.bsky.social•43 days ago

Hope you hang all the fake awards around your estate

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•43 days ago

There’s gold everywhere.

fromrightfield.bsky.social•44 days ago

Huzzah!

sigmasquared.bsky.social•44 days ago

Make backyard tournaments great again! Congratulations!

scepticle.bsky.social•44 days ago

vintageheadshop.bsky.social•44 days ago

But... can you win it 27 years in a row?
:)

boover.bsky.social•44 days ago

Is it true that the awards ceremony took place 15 minutes before the tournament even began?

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

Fake news. Russia.

lpscalz.bsky.social•44 days ago

😂

jeremypeeples.bsky.social•43 days ago

The John Brown Golf Classic is a low-key gem tho!

smashie603.bsky.social•43 days ago

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driftingsoul80.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yes Bravo! What an athlete *faints in bridgerton*

dr-ohm.bsky.social•43 days ago

WOW! I'm humbled just thinking about this magnificent and meaningful achievement!

cowgirl52.bsky.social•43 days ago

Indeed! ⛳️ 🏆

keepitsane3.bsky.social•44 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

It’s gonna be wild!

moketchup.bsky.social•44 days ago

I climbed Mt. Everest on a Stairmaster.

polin24.bsky.social•45 days ago

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•45 days ago

Thankyouthankyou

jonticklethecat.bsky.social•44 days ago

BIGLY!

leeanneartist.bsky.social•44 days ago

😅👍

patterntracy.bsky.social•44 days ago

For the third straight year!

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

Boooom!

gort88.bsky.social•44 days ago

Don't tell tRUMP - he'll claim that he beat you when you weren't looking.

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sukitupbuttercup.bsky.social•44 days ago

Yay you!!!

🏆

indicina.bsky.social•43 days ago

How many golf championships have you won in your own backyard?

Have you won any championships in other backyards, or just the backyards you own.

Context is important. 😁

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•43 days ago

Just my own. Anywhere else would just be fake news.

indicina.bsky.social•43 days ago

😆

withdownes.bsky.social•44 days ago

Congrats! I physically can’t play golf so I won a whole championship in my dreams. Just like he did.
Go me! ⛳️👋🇦🇺

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

Congratulations!

pilthyfigsty.bsky.social•44 days ago

No biggie, I've won 27.

johnbrownstoe.bsky.social•44 days ago

That’s Bigly

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