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Just some dude here for cats and chaos
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submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

Political opinions are like dicks. It’s OK to have them, just don’t shove them down people’s throats.

submitted 26 minutes ago • 1 comment

Out here committing the sin of empathy today.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Evergreen

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

Openly lawless

submitted 11 hours ago • 43 comments

My neighbor Janet bought a talking Dr. Oz doll. When you press the button in the back it goes *Quack Quack Quack.*

submitted 21 minutes ago • 2 comments

I have a solution to the egg crisis. Folks, have you heard of "The Hen Persuader?"

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

This is why I still buy physical media of my favorite stuff: you never know when it won’t be available to stream.

submitted 22 minutes ago • 0 comments

I beg to differ

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Pam Bondi taking tonight's legal defeat pretty hard.

submitted 1 day ago • 253 comments

Overheard from an NPC in the game I'm playing, "...your wife's fallen into a vat!" "Oh, thank god. I thought I'd gone deaf."

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm thinking of writing a screenplay for a #Bond movie. I'm thinking about twin villains: a failed casino owner and a South African rich-boy who want to send the elite to Mars while the plebs are used as forced labour on Earth. They use brainwashing to control politicians. Too far fetched!?

submitted 22 hours ago • 22 comments

How you choose to act matters regardless of whether it affects the outcome.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

when i said i like it rough i did not mean my whole life

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

Dictator shit

submitted 1 hour ago • 1117 comments

They told me to dress for success so I'm totally counting on this monocle and top hat to help me ace this job interview

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

i just wanna get back in shape enough that i dont get so sweaty putting clean sheets on my bed

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Bernie Moreno on Fox News Sunday dismisses analysis from S&P Global indicating Trump's trade war will push the economy into a recession: "Well, you know, look, these experts are funded by lobbyists who have an agenda."

submitted 16 hours ago • 161 comments

Watching things that used to be trivially priced become expensive, and feeling myself transform into an old man in real time.

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

Cognitive dissonance is exhausting.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

You would post this face all day too

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

People dislike language policing so much, God was like, “do not take my name in vain or you will burn forever!” And we were like “well I wasn’t really planning on it, but since you didn’t want me to…”

submitted 2 hours ago • 68 comments

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

submitted 16 hours ago • 101 comments

"Let's just agree to disagree" otherwise known as... "Let's just agree that you're an idiot"

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm sending my self awareness to live on a farm upstate

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

The way current events so closely mirror the events of 100 years ago, I feel like this is all just a conspiracy of retired History teachers proving “those who do not remember their history are doomed to repeat it.”

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

In Soviet Russia, Netflix watches you.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Time traveling back to the '80s to tell the child version of myself that Hoggle from Labyrinth is real and he's going to ban vaccines

submitted 2 hours ago • 13 comments

Pet peeve: I hate how often ppl claim “all the researchers will just move to Europe/Canada!” You vastly under-estimate how little money there is there vs the USA- and unless that changes ASAP this loss is just going to decimate global science, full stop. 🧪🔭

submitted 13 hours ago • 46 comments

Every brand of ketchup tastes the same.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s not you; it’s me. Wait. I mean, it’s you. It’s totally you.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Handsome little devil ❤️🐱

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

Apropos of nothing, and I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're learning another language, give yourself some grace. Knowing verbs and vocabulary doesn't mean you'll understand everybody who speaks that language. There are people who speak English who I don't understand 😂

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Just a reminder that our casino does not accept social media likes in exchange for chips.

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

The most depraved and dangerous criminal is owed a hearing before he is punished, and we are all at risk if he doesn't get it.

submitted 6 hours ago • 43 comments

Me: why does everything hurt oh my god 30 minutes later: MASSIVE DUMP OF HAIL Oh. Shoutout to everyone whose body is a barometer.

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

I'm at Waffle House and just saw a family of 6 dine n dash. :/ Fam went to the car, dad went to pay, said he left his wallet in the car and then just drove off. People are bastards.

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

Americans are well-conditioned in individualism and completely undisciplined in collective well-being. The perfect atmosphere for right wing content.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

pov: you ordered pancake mix on Instacart and they substituted frozen waffles

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

My mom and I are talking about getting hand guns and learning how to shoot. She’s 72.

submitted 11 hours ago • 10 comments

You never shut up so how are you silenced.

submitted 1 day ago • 228 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 152 comments

i’m sick of uploading everything to “””the cloud””” i wanna save all my important files on floppy disks and put stickers and gel pen on the labels!!!!

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

“What’s wrong??” “BITCH WHAT ISNT WRONG RN?”

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments