Counterpoint: I think honours can be genuinely humbling for many people. It can prompt you to think about, e.g., all the help you've got along the way, or how you fit into something larger than yourself.
Pickles are the culinary equivalent of dick pics. They are constantly forced upon you without consent by people who assume everyone likes them; unfortunately the experience affects everything around it irrevocably
Clay Holmes starting on opening day for the Mets says more about the Mets rotation than it does about Clay Holmes.
Soto better hit 80 HRs this year, if this is a sign of things to come.
My favorite part of Formula 1 racing is watching the drivers out of the car. They flop around like newborn lambs. It amazes me how such high level athletes are so unathletic
I have to create channels using lines of sand and some sunshine on the icy snowy surface of my sloped driveway in order to channel the substantial amounts of meltwater that will be flowing down it in the next 2 weeks up here in Chibougamau.
You literally can't. Literally EVERYTHING is political in some way.
Even the concept of having a "take" inherently implies an alternate take and somewhere there's two people who disagree strongly enough that policy would need to be made about it.
Crunchy peanut butter is a choking hazard to small children. Many parents introduce it to their children as a way to soothe gums during teething. If a parent uses crunchy peanut butter for that abs their child dies, should they not be charged with neglect? We kinda SHOULD policy that somehow...
Lol. Don't take this as me trying to shut you up. Just proving the point. I really DO enjoy this as a thought exercise. Good way to keep creative. It's great as a writing prompt.
"In glorbivian culture _____ is extremely divisive. Why?"
I went outside the other day to enjoy the warm weather and play ball w my 5yo. Today, I feel like I ran a marathon, after building a house that I cut down the trees for.
Nice. Not playing w him again. 😭🤕
And when you’re done with the paper, run the tube under water really quick, squeeze in your hand, and you’ll have an instant fake turd. Leave it in various places around the house and delight your family! My go - to each April Fools, always works! 😆
I was lucky enough to attend a live American Music Awards and witnessed rows of seat fillers lined up against the walls. I can confirm when you gotta go to the bathroom, seat filler comes. They detain you with ushers until the next commercial break, then you can sit back down
And I thought that was a really cool gig to have! I never did find out the procedure of applying for that job (had to be PT during award season) because it looked like fun and I could see celebrities upclose
Counterpoint: Cakes exist merely for the purpose of being frosting delivery vehicles and you only need enough cake to keep the frosting in an aesthetically pleasing shape.
Homemade frosting can be delicious—but it should still be a complement to the cake, not the other way around. My household members who eat it out of the mixing bowl with spoons disagree, but I hold fast to this truth.
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"What should I buy?"
"Miata"
"What's the most fun for the money?"
"Miata"
"What is the least likely new car to make me look like a tool?"
"Miata"
Is
Always
The
Answer
"Miata"
I'm just a Cherokee stan that saw an opportunity to mention them, lol.
To be humble simply means to be lowly, like the earth - working diligently through tough times for a decided goal.
When you're on stage with a spotlight on you that's the last place humility will find you.
"SANCHO PANDA" WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!
But the green onions (leeks, scallions, chives) don't mess up my IBS-addled gut like dry onions.
I usually use a ton of scallions when the recipe calls for leeks. Scallions are easy, & you can resprout the stumps on a sunny windowsill.
Soto better hit 80 HRs this year, if this is a sign of things to come.
"Clean sheet day" is a celebrated event in my house.
“It’s stale law and I am calling the police.”
“How dare you serve skim milk.”
Even the concept of having a "take" inherently implies an alternate take and somewhere there's two people who disagree strongly enough that policy would need to be made about it.
"In glorbivian culture _____ is extremely divisive. Why?"
asked if the genre is horror she insists it isn't
i know what i saw those people hate each other & are about to kill
Nice. Not playing w him again. 😭🤕
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(full disclosure: I am a fan of pineapple pizza)
the stuff that comes in a tub is blecch