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iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm just so bad at making them My profile pick is my sister's chihuahua Mochi My banner is my dog Milo He/Him Still a coward
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Oh goddammit. It just occurred to me that Trump's entire trade policy is "Who run Bartertown?" and I just took 3d10 psychic damage.

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

I’m at $36 out of $450. I had to dig into some of what I got for groceries down the street which are more expensive than me planning a trip a town over to an affordable grocery store. I have to plan things out as I have a disabled child to take with me and cannot go until I have the full amount.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

repeat after me :

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

By far the most satisfying way to win a game of Magic is watching an opponent accidentally self-mill

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

My stomach hurts so I need to lie down but now my back hurts Take care of your bodies, kids

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

@unarmedoracle.bsky.social Great segment on Checkpoint this week

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no lies detected. #civilrights

submitted 22 days ago • 29 comments

the muppets in famous works of art: thread

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

If you religion discourages interactions with outsiders or things children deserve to suffer I'm calling you a cult no matter how many members you have

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Nothing good is ever referred to as a "culling"

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Here are some things I like to think about while also thinking about maybe someday writing them up as fictional ideas. So aliens. We can't even really communicate well with our closest evolutionary cousins. We've tried to make other species learn our language, or a psuedolanguage, with varying

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

It's amazing that 4 congressional Dems voted to make it *illegal for married women to vote*, and the rest of the Dems didn't respond "ok yeah you are not allowed to call yourself a Democrat anymore, we're not going to help fundraise for you, just go fuck yourself"

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

@vaspider.gay I though you had a cigarette in your pfp but it'sa stripe on your shirt. I assumed you were going for a hunter s. Thompson look

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Seems to be my favored color 🌞 show me something yellow! #nerdlings #findfolkfriday

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

dude gross keep your glowing weak point to yourself. you didn’t even take that much damage

submitted 141 days ago • 6 comments

I think it's weird that what style of people are pretty changes by time period

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In the absence of cheese it turns out enough sour cream can make a delicious chicken burrito

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Is the rate of entropy a constant in the universe?

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