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iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm just so bad at making them My profile pick is my sister's chihuahua Mochi My banner is my dog Milo He/Him Still a coward
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If I ever become invulnerable I'm getting a motorcycle

Andrew Cuomo abuses women.

An idea popped into my head so enjoy this Far Side knockoff 🍓 #art #comics #comic #digital

If I don’t make some tips then I won’t be able to eat fix my car remain housed in my hotel get up and get on my feet for the government finishes killing me

Some lunatic befriended a wolf 20,000 years ago and now my best friend is a potato with ears

Settings -> See All Settings -> General -> Manage Workspace Smart Feature Settings -> Toggle Off Smart Features This is how you kill Gemini and other AI features on Gmail.

"Tough on crime" is never about actually reducing crime, but just about social control, example number quabillion. "Tough on crime"--a term that should always get scare quotes bc it is never used sincerely--is not about safety. It's about making disliked groups suffer.

Do Podcaster get laid like other recording artists?

being covered in salt would cure me

These are the people democrats claim they don't need votes from, and who "aren't active enough in politics"

I probably shouldn't have tanked my algorithms while thinking about raising money for a $100,000 surgery, but my mental health really needed a break. I'm doing a lot better but have lost ALL algorithmic power, & this would have been a reach even then. It's a huge amount & not even the full cost.

I should be able to remove my arms and legs when I'm sleeping.

EVERYONE who was sent to that El Salvadorian concentration camp fucking hell hole needs to be returned to the United States. ALL OF THEM.

Oh goddammit. It just occurred to me that Trump's entire trade policy is "Who run Bartertown?" and I just took 3d10 psychic damage.

I’m at $36 out of $450. I had to dig into some of what I got for groceries down the street which are more expensive than me planning a trip a town over to an affordable grocery store. I have to plan things out as I have a disabled child to take with me and cannot go until I have the full amount.

repeat after me :

By far the most satisfying way to win a game of Magic is watching an opponent accidentally self-mill

My stomach hurts so I need to lie down but now my back hurts Take care of your bodies, kids

@unarmedoracle.bsky.social Great segment on Checkpoint this week

no lies detected. #civilrights

the muppets in famous works of art: thread