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smartvpants.bsky.social

Romance writer, teacher. Northerner based in Alabama. Public schools are vital to a functioning democracy. In my Bluey mom era. Find some of my free books on Wattpad. 🏳️‍🌈💉🎭 Others on Kindle. lnk.bio/smartvpants she/her

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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

submitted 1 day ago • 1616 comments

I think that if someone says "birthrate" to you, you should get to slap them across the mouth once for every thing on this list that they don't believe in * vaccines * free pre-natal care * free healthcare for children * universal pre-k * free childcare * free school lunches * vaccines again

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

If you think leftists, Anons and activists are being PAID to protest, march, tweet etc why not pretend you're one of us, sign up, get paid, and expose the whole thing? I'll wait.

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

Anyone here had that ablation procedure done to their uterine lining? My doctor apparently has and I'm considering it. I've had a tubal ligation, and I'm not planning on ever being pregnant again. If someone would like to share their experience, I'm interested.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Apple CEO Tim Cook donated $1 million to Donald Trump’s inauguration. Looks like he’s getting a big return on his investment.

submitted 18 hours ago • 129 comments

Trump's exemption of products from NVIDIA should make it clear to any blue accounts here that AI is on the side of fascism. Stop generating AI memes and thinking that's an act of resistance. It's an act of fascism that steals art from working artists at the cost of the environment.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Me, with ADHD: Wow it smells like burnt toast. Hope I'm not having a stroke. Nope. That's actually just toast I forgot about.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

The Monster at the End of This Book - Jon Stone and Michael Smollin, 1971

submitted 1 day ago • 272 comments

yeah can we not be out here floating that it's okay if the SAVE act disenfranchises women who changed their names after getting married because maybe those are more likely to be republican?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Got to the point in Careless People where Elon's spaceship blew up Zuckerberg's satellite.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just know if you're following this man on Blue Sky but there is a labeler that people are using to unfollow and possibly block you. Because he is a bigot who targets trans people and plays innocent.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Cosigned!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Cancelled Adobe today.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Seems like the stock market remembered 10% across the board is still bad and also 100+% on China will still fuck us up.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The top five egg producers own roughly half of all U.S. laying hens. The biggest of those corporations is Cal-Maine, which just announced quarterly profits of $509 million — more than 3x what it made a year ago. Corporate concentration + bird flu = a price-hiking free for all.

submitted 3 days ago • 666 comments

I want to win in 2028 and then I want every single piece of shit who is profiting off the pain of average Americans to be sent to prison

submitted 3 days ago • 255 comments

The funny thing about rfk is that when he dies it will probably be impossible to tell whether it was murder, given how much weird shit the guy is up to. They'll be like "we found an absolute ton of arsenic in his blood, but also he was taking arsenic pills"