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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

The president of El Salvador tweeted a sly joke about his part in a cross-border conspiracy to enable a US president to defy a US court order. Incredible to imagine the MAGA storm if Zelenskyy had done such a thing.

I think it has more to do with you might get locked up for absolutely no reason at all and then flown to El Salvador to die in prison even though a judge said you should be released

Now it's time to speak, not because you are going to change the opposing side, but because if you do not speak, they have changed you

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! Look at the little Grunt blep Ok, sorry for yelling. Continue what you were doing. #catsofbluesky #kitten #Grunt

Ask your doctor if crying audibly is right for you

Hey guys, we don’t have a constitution that means anything anymore.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck … Holy shit , a talking duck!

Political opinions are like dicks. It’s OK to have them, just don’t shove them down people’s throats.

Out here committing the sin of empathy today.

Evergreen

Openly lawless

My neighbor Janet bought a talking Dr. Oz doll. When you press the button in the back it goes *Quack Quack Quack.*

I have a solution to the egg crisis. Folks, have you heard of "The Hen Persuader?"

This is why I still buy physical media of my favorite stuff: you never know when it won’t be available to stream.

I beg to differ

Pam Bondi taking tonight's legal defeat pretty hard.

Overheard from an NPC in the game I'm playing, "...your wife's fallen into a vat!" "Oh, thank god. I thought I'd gone deaf."

I'm thinking of writing a screenplay for a #Bond movie. I'm thinking about twin villains: a failed casino owner and a South African rich-boy who want to send the elite to Mars while the plebs are used as forced labour on Earth. They use brainwashing to control politicians. Too far fetched!?

How you choose to act matters regardless of whether it affects the outcome.

when i said i like it rough i did not mean my whole life

We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics

Dictator shit

They told me to dress for success so I'm totally counting on this monocle and top hat to help me ace this job interview

i just wanna get back in shape enough that i dont get so sweaty putting clean sheets on my bed

Bernie Moreno on Fox News Sunday dismisses analysis from S&P Global indicating Trump's trade war will push the economy into a recession: "Well, you know, look, these experts are funded by lobbyists who have an agenda."

Watching things that used to be trivially priced become expensive, and feeling myself transform into an old man in real time.

Cognitive dissonance is exhausting.

You would post this face all day too

People dislike language policing so much, God was like, “do not take my name in vain or you will burn forever!” And we were like “well I wasn’t really planning on it, but since you didn’t want me to…”

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

"Let's just agree to disagree" otherwise known as... "Let's just agree that you're an idiot"

I'm sending my self awareness to live on a farm upstate

The way current events so closely mirror the events of 100 years ago, I feel like this is all just a conspiracy of retired History teachers proving “those who do not remember their history are doomed to repeat it.”

In Soviet Russia, Netflix watches you.

Time traveling back to the '80s to tell the child version of myself that Hoggle from Labyrinth is real and he's going to ban vaccines

Pet peeve: I hate how often ppl claim “all the researchers will just move to Europe/Canada!” You vastly under-estimate how little money there is there vs the USA- and unless that changes ASAP this loss is just going to decimate global science, full stop. 🧪🔭

Every brand of ketchup tastes the same.

It’s not you; it’s me. Wait. I mean, it’s you. It’s totally you.

Handsome little devil ❤️🐱

Apropos of nothing, and I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're learning another language, give yourself some grace. Knowing verbs and vocabulary doesn't mean you'll understand everybody who speaks that language. There are people who speak English who I don't understand 😂

Just a reminder that our casino does not accept social media likes in exchange for chips.

The most depraved and dangerous criminal is owed a hearing before he is punished, and we are all at risk if he doesn't get it.

Me: why does everything hurt oh my god 30 minutes later: MASSIVE DUMP OF HAIL Oh. Shoutout to everyone whose body is a barometer.