Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
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- paramilitary cosplay vendor
people be shitting, we'll always need plumbers
It's that 10th dentist I know it!
-Grifter
-Non-functioning alcoholic
-In-the-moment fiction speaker
- Couch repairer
Besides which, the cheapest procedure a dentist can do is an extraction. As a dentist, get ready to do a lot of extractions.
not a country ending level scam like the others, but perhaps they are just aspiring to that level
Disclaimer: I'm not a vet (work with them) and don't know what PE is (Physical Education?).
https://fortune.com/2022/09/22/death-care-funeral-home-industry-private-equity/
Bet you’d be ok with a veterinarian kid now, dad!!!
- Back-Alley Abortionist
- Biden Laptop Truther
- Elon Musk’s Human Shield Baby
- News Program Pro-Trump Flak
-Poster maker
-Independent journalist
-Organizer
-Activist
-Punk
-Musician
-Librarian
-Artist
-Lawyer
-Shitposter
-Cybersecurity professional
-Historian
+ teachers
https://youtu.be/Tp66TBeQrbQ
Maybe it's all that N₂O exposure?
Chiropractors are worse, but they're also not doctors.
- Smuggler
- rich eater (there’s a prize at the bottom of the bag!)
- VPN companies
- comedians
surge pricing (your house smells like shit)
consider adding a few of the following keywords to your resume-
Dog killer
Deceased bear cub disposal
Donated to the wall
Felon
Gullibility A+ level
Limited vocabulary
MAGA
Pled guilty
Prison time
Science denier
Served prison time
Sex offender
- Hairpiece aesthetician
- Babysitter / Wet Nurse
- Personal Embalmer / Mortician?
ELECTION SKEPTIC
I guess we are left with all the not so good choices. [Sigh]
https://linktr.ee/revolution2025
Information oligarch
Pressure point finder
A process server is a recession proof business.
https://adanews.ada.org/ada-news/2025/february/utah-set-to-ban-community-water-fluoridation/