Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well) - ThreadSky

robbedoflife.bsky.social•1 day ago

You forgot internet donation whore otherwise known as an "influencer"

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eschermca.bsky.social•1 day ago

Looks like career changes maybe needed in these hot areas

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yakbarber.bsky.social•1 day ago

- Repossession person
- paramilitary cosplay vendor

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mikeproper.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't really know how it works but I'm making a pretty decent living by having a small dick but acting like I have a big one

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wearelegion2025.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't forget purveyor of death!

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mandsd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Egg timer………still waiting.

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neurographic.art•1 day ago

-Lawyer

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sadmazov.bsky.social•1 day ago

-plumber

people be shitting, we'll always need plumbers

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numberoneashe.bsky.social•1 day ago

well we might lose the running water and sewage system but somebody has to dig the holes. that's honest work right there

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billpaquin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Never trusted dentists

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thrillhousev.bsky.social•1 day ago

Enforcement goon for the powers that be has always been a well-compensated position throughout recent history.

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hogcranker.bsky.social•13 hours ago

what about ragtime musician

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auntiedeb2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also court reporter. Pay is good, easy to learn, plenty of work do to the overwhelming evil currently going on!

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mightybattlesquid.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Dentist is just another flavor of tech fraudster

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gogglebob.com•1 day ago

This is silly. I made my money by joining the up and coming field of "guy in gray spandex walking around that Elon Musk claims is an autonomous robot"

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blackavar-inle.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm pretty sure that's what all us little people will be, faceless dehumanized servants to the rich at their parties

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angegen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait til the programmers revolt and the robots want to unionize.

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blackstonejn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Get them all in the same place and record it. Tentative title, “Is It Safe? House”

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artsy-star-maiden.bsky.social•1 day ago

With the healthcare cranks railing against fluoride, one could start to be suspicious of dentists 🧐

It's that 10th dentist I know it!

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msmambo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentist is going to be amazing and gross when they ban fluoride in the water.

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rnwithopinions.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Dentist...like in Marathon Man 🛠️

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leonryan.bsky.social•1 day ago

*provided you're not attractive enough to monetize your sexuality

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realitycheckroom.bsky.social•1 day ago

without fluoridated water, DDS will indeed pay well again.

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grandana.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Influencers are doing well, if you want to well out completely.

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snoutmaster.bsky.social•1 day ago

Star Wars economy

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evebaby24.bsky.social•1 day ago

Seems to fit right in. I hate going to the dentist.

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justtheprincess.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’d like to hear more about this regime propagandist position.

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mennonite.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't forget
-Grifter
-Non-functioning alcoholic
-In-the-moment fiction speaker

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tanzpunk.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think there’s a real calling right now for pastors who embody all of the above.

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alexcharles.bsky.social•21 hours ago

- Mar-a-Lago member
- Couch repairer

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smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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webgiant.bsky.social•1 day ago

If Medicare is severely cut, all those old people with Medicare Advantage, which has dental coverage, might lose their dental coverage.

Besides which, the cheapest procedure a dentist can do is an extraction. As a dentist, get ready to do a lot of extractions.

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keithadair.com•1 day ago

2, 3, and 4 are often the same job!

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realkjt.bsky.social•1 day ago

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vargulfen.com•23 hours ago

Don’t forget preacher. The scam that can never be disproven!

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iamsock.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentist has a little too much science in it right now

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ryan1648.bsky.social•1 day ago

You missed - Professional Charlatan (also pays quite well)

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ossifiedautomation.bsky.social•1 day ago

idk, I had zero issues with my wisdom teeth (late 30s) and they were ADAMANT that they needed to come out…

not a country ending level scam like the others, but perhaps they are just aspiring to that level

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discodog6.bsky.social•1 day ago

Police goon is funny

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poliscific.bsky.social•1 day ago

HVAC a solid option too...

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brentneyh.bsky.social•1 day ago

I feel like plumber is evergreen.

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beccase.bsky.social•1 day ago

There’s an electrician shortage

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coffeelazarus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Veterinarian also. Pays well and being bought up by PE all over the place. Added benefit of helping animals if you're into thats sort of thing.

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tehlily.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cost of schooling and high stress rates can mitigate the pay.
Disclaimer: I'm not a vet (work with them) and don't know what PE is (Physical Education?).

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coffeelazarus.bsky.social•1 day ago

private equity

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tehlily.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, that tracks. Thanks!

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phcoco.bsky.social•1 day ago

And funeral director also bought up by PE.

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coffeelazarus.bsky.social•1 day ago

wow. I guess everything is being hollowed out by them. depressing.

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phcoco.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s been at least 10 years in Canada.

https://fortune.com/2022/09/22/death-care-funeral-home-industry-private-equity/

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darksidestraxus.bsky.social•1 day ago

He kept us safe.

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numberoneashe.bsky.social•1 day ago

the whole luxury teeth thing means it's particularly related

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bonenberger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Would’ve substituted “sycophant” for “propagandist” but that’s really just quibbling over details

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devilspickles.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentist IS related, but it'll be after all fluoride is removed from public water systems.

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poetdevotee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentists have the highest rate of suicide.

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biggerinjapan.bsky.social•1 day ago

The problem with regime propagandist jobs is, they're part-time, no benefit jobs without WFH potential: "contract counter-protestor" and "background shill" and the like. The good, full-time, remote jobs, like "internet troll" have already been outsourced to Russia...

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gemmasbooks.bsky.social•1 day ago

-Farm land realtor, must speak Russian.

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clamheaven.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dropshipping dunce

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raltieri.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nation of marks who think credentialed professionals are sheep.

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kitsparks.bsky.social•1 day ago

My parents wanted me to be a dentist so bad they shit-talked every other job I ever wanted as a kid until finally I went to Fine Arts college, dropped out, and became a butcher

Bet you’d be ok with a veterinarian kid now, dad!!!

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og-docskinner.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentist might not after all the healthcare cuts!

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beccase.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tuberculosis coach

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deewithnumbers.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everyone needs their teeth.

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morpheus55.bsky.social•1 day ago

But no 1 can afford it

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mcoorlim.com•1 day ago

Especially after the goons pay a visit

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twinkocalypse.bsky.social•1 day ago

Crypto influencer or OnlyFans model.

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twinkocalypse.bsky.social•1 day ago

Raw milk promoter.

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lauren393.bsky.social•1 day ago

With raw milk, bird flu and dismantling of public health, Plague doctor is an upcoming career.

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wydoom.bsky.social•1 day ago

alt nutritionist

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ignotumaliquis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also: Crypto con artist.

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winderwinder.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentists are gonna be making bank with RFK

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rajivmote.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentistry will boom as RFKJr removes fluoridation from drinking water.

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neetka.bsky.social•1 day ago

When I was a kid fluoridation was something the cities had, whereas we lived in the country and drank well water. Everyone in my family has suffered dental problems their entire lives, we had so many fillings and crowns and replacement teeth that to this day we are all terrified of dentists.

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cosmichvoyager.bsky.social•1 day ago

You forgot mortician. Recession-proof!

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greenhombre.bsky.social•1 day ago

And all those Boomers!

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paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•1 day ago

- Youth Pastor (they keep getting arrested)
- Back-Alley Abortionist
- Biden Laptop Truther
- Elon Musk’s Human Shield Baby
- News Program Pro-Trump Flak

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colin.hoagie.fun•1 day ago

Honestly dentists are rapidly heading to the same spot as chiropractors

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desqatarian.bsky.social•1 day ago

-Resistance fighter
-Poster maker
-Independent journalist
-Organizer
-Activist
-Punk
-Musician
-Librarian
-Artist
-Lawyer
-Shitposter
-Cybersecurity professional
-Historian

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beccase.bsky.social•1 day ago

An optimist!!

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reneetherare.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’d like to had farmer and chef to the list. We need people to grow and preserve food

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desqatarian.bsky.social•1 day ago

YES!
+ teachers

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fuzzymike.bsky.social•1 day ago

lots of dentists are health care cranks, two birds one stone

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kapxander.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was gonna say, as a certified Dentistry Hater - dentists are 90% grifter pieces of shit that wanted to get rich and 10% people that care about patients.

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praisethe-sun.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bad news about Dentists

https://youtu.be/Tp66TBeQrbQ

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tjones86.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If being a dentist pays so well, then how come they always look down in the mouth?? 😠

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dearg1974.bsky.social•12 hours ago

They all need an accountant 🤷🏻‍♀️

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biganalog.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentist is highly related to the others

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crowmageddonn.bsky.social•1 day ago

When I see some doctor that's batshit, 50/50 shot it's a dentist. IDK what it is about working in people's mouths all day makes a person crazy, or that only crazy people want to do it. Probably both.

Maybe it's all that N₂O exposure?

Chiropractors are worse, but they're also not doctors.

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wcooper05.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentist and anesthesiologist have the best hours.

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nojustdan.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Right wing think tanks are always hiring people that can think of new ways to loot and pillage.

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flouncymagooo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Does AI Prompt Artist fall under Tech Fraudster?

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blackavar-inle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh indubitably

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protector5763.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Internment camp Commandant is also very sought after.

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markstacky.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm liking Smuggler.

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gilderthorpe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, if you haven’t ever spoken to a dentist about politics, you should.

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dahliaiterations.com•1 day ago

Lemon makes water electrically basic even though it's an acid; this helps balance your internal sanguine pH to help with melancholia and misbalanced phlogiston.

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topgoatfarmer.bsky.social•1 day ago

What about being chinese?

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bobresists.bsky.social•2 hours ago

LOL

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misgivings.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plumber?

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kitbird.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Maybe dentist is related to the others....

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colinwrites.bsky.social•1 day ago

Police Department Special Gooning Squad

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cleareye2795.bsky.social•1 day ago

🏆

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mxpurpleleft.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m a glass half full person:
- Smuggler
- rich eater (there’s a prize at the bottom of the bag!)
- VPN companies
- comedians

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dustintanner.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plumber, don’t forget Plumber, those dudes can charge whatever they like when it’s 3:00 am and your house smells like sewage

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numberoneashe.bsky.social•1 day ago

thank god the courts are going to disappear so they can take that literally
surge pricing (your house smells like shit)

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axeshun.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm not so sure about that last one...

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ikaren312.bsky.social•1 day ago

if you desire a senior administration job
consider adding a few of the following keywords to your resume-

Dog killer
Deceased bear cub disposal
Donated to the wall
Felon
Gullibility A+ level
Limited vocabulary
MAGA
Pled guilty
Prison time
Science denier
Served prison time
Sex offender

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neurographic.art•1 day ago

- Fake tan spray-on technician + an assistant

- Hairpiece aesthetician

- Babysitter / Wet Nurse

- Personal Embalmer / Mortician?

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stub22.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sorry despite your impressive application they were looking for

ELECTION SKEPTIC

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mrnicelupe.bsky.social•1 day ago

surely I, one of the *good* dog killers, could make a real change

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dogcatcher4.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Dentists can't get paid by insurance companies.

I guess we are left with all the not so good choices. [Sigh]

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jyaradosjdjb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Police WHAT?

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samfucious.bsky.social•12 hours ago

https://youtu.be/bOtMizMQ6oM?feature=shared

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vlgambini.bsky.social•23 hours ago

https://youtu.be/YoWom0CCRKM?si=oodHNeFeNNohFDzP

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ams1701.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Unemployed ppl can't afford the Dentist, that one will fall off the list..add idiot dictator puppet man

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dougohio.bsky.social•1 day ago

- Grossly underqualified government agency head.

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mai-bee.bsky.social•1 day ago

💙✊💙 This is a huge amount of resources for numerous and varied ways to fight and defend against trump’s regime. 💙✊💙

https://linktr.ee/revolution2025

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bradbillmaier.bsky.social•16 hours ago

States are removing fluoride from water so dentists about to be banging too

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foggythought.bsky.social•1 day ago

The health care cranks are removing fluoride from water so dentist is pretty tied in.

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testburntemp.bsky.social•21 hours ago

How do you combine all of them?

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billyhalibut.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bulk steak cuts buyer
Information oligarch
Pressure point finder

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jacobgood.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have a conscience and i don't like sticking my hand in peoples' mouths. Is there anything else I can do?

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hailboogie.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is the worst TTRPG I've ever played.

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shaunheiser.bsky.social•1 day ago

They should pardon Elizabeth Holmes imo. She’d be a superstar in current America.

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internethippo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Queen ahead of her time

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shaunheiser.bsky.social•1 day ago

Could’ve been HHS secretary instead of rfk jr

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kedgehog.bsky.social•1 day ago

Her idea was great! Give her more time to do it right!

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shaunheiser.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon gets way more leeway than a woman ever could

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hollyphantpants.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tech fraudsters have to be white and male. She tried to elbow her way into the tech fraud club without those necessary qualifications. Uppity.

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benfunks.bsky.social•13 hours ago

maybe after she had elon’s next kid

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angegen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't give them ideas.

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marchanddcitron.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentists are the philanthropists/convoyists funding the other four.

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carolcarson.bsky.social•23 hours ago

You forgot all around asshole

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veteranvandal.bsky.social•1 day ago

Caries vaccine would make the last occupation not as profitable.

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hardklaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dentists are just a different kind of fraudster

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jackdasilva.bsky.social•1 day ago

dentists are the most morally corrupt ppl on this list

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garloid64.com•1 day ago

dentist falls under health care crank (tooth chiropractic)

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thealtonobserver.bsky.social•1 day ago

Excuse me, as a crypto scammer, I am very upset to be left off this list. Please remedy immediately.

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urban-achiever.bsky.social•1 day ago

-meme coin dev

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pxtl.ca•1 day ago

That one falls under tech fraudster too.

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schroedinger.bsky.social•1 day ago

But is it really fraud if you're doing it through a website with "pump and dump" right in the name?

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smartmove.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well one thing I found in good times and bad. People sue each other.
A process server is a recession proof business.

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nightmarescarz.bsky.social•1 day ago

All theives somehow.

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telk42.bsky.social•1 day ago

(but just as evil)

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jmszpila.bsky.social•1 day ago

I read the fourth one as "Ragtime propagandist" and honestly, that might work

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spfhockeyfan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Obligatory

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sdunder.bsky.social•1 day ago

Social media influencer Ponzi schemer?

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otlee.bsky.social•1 day ago

You joke but when Secretary Brainworms gets fluoride banned, dentist will be headed to the top

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orcanizer.bsky.social•1 day ago

this, dentists will get unlimited demand, so much so that most united staters won't be able to afford it, keeping their teeth will be a privilege reserved for citizens who can afford houses and out of pocket healthcare

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