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thefentanyltoucher.bsky.social
i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a they/them like me.
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submitted 17 hours ago • 83 comments

Doesn't know what AI is, doesn't know what duplicitous means, doesn't know what the CDC does.

submitted 1 day ago • 69 comments

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

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i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

submitted 2 days ago • 545 comments

SIXTEEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE A SIEG HEIL. SIXTEEN WORDS.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Marketer becomes a teacher who combines edutainment and entergagement to create edugagement

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

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Ta-Nehisi Coates: If Democrats can’t draw the Line at Genocide, they can’t Draw the Line at Democracy

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

Trump: "I am going to behead a pronoun-user on live TV" NYT: "Displaying a fondness for showmanship, Trump's decapitation antics raise eyebrows in Washington"

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

they’re determined to touch the demon core, they can’t resist it’s pull

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

I want every Democrat to sound like this. Meanwhile I'm listening to the sounds of (congressional) silence.

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Incredible news! More hospitals have returned to offering gender affirming care after Trump's executive order was blocked. Moments after publishing our story on hospitals returning, Childrens National DC announced a return to care. And JUST now, Colorado Children's is back to giving care! AMAZING

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 334 comments

my whole life i thought I had known the darkest depths of diarrhea, but it appears my journey to obtaining the world's most blasted butthole has only just begun

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If we count ensemble casts, then Toby Huss in Halt and Catch Fire

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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

submitted 3 days ago • 840 comments

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

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Remembering when i watched road to perdition with my family when i was 9 and we all hated it

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*venutian dropping giant box they’re carrying, spilling its contents on the floor* Venutian: my lifetrons!!!

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Ray of hope among all the (gestures vaguely)

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BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

submitted 4 days ago • 641 comments

This morning, Leonard Peltier was released from over 49 years of wrongful incarceration. Peltier is an enrolled citizen of the Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewa Indians and will reside on his Tribal homelands in North Dakota.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Normalize saying shut the fuck up to people who need to shut the fuck up

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

How did i sleep on Zeldin becoming EPA head lmao we are so somehow even more fucked

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

male skeleton | patreon.com/lubchansky

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Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

submitted 5 days ago • 1893 comments

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

submitted 6 days ago • 80 comments

The Necronomicon except it's a convention of sorcerers trying to resurrect Klaus Nomi

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Tapping the sign

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

In front of Lurie children’s hospital in Chicago, hundreds of people are showing up to defend access to gender-affirming care for trans youth!! ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

I knew she was good at tennis but this is just remarkable court coverage to be there at Stonewall on the front lines while she was a 12 year old living in Czechoslovakia without a passport at the time

submitted 7 days ago • 99 comments

SCOOP: A group including Columbia alumni, professors & parents is trying to get students deported & arrested and urged people to tip off FBI. They’ve also disparaged Jewish protesters & tried to compile lists of JVP members. W/ @natashalennard.bsky.social theintercept.com/2025/02/15/c...

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

People who write about "this is the wrong fight to pick," never ever actually fight for anything. Feel free to ignore them.

submitted 7 days ago • 234 comments

Appreciate their announcement. Usually they just lie.

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments