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Bill Maher has been an asshole consistently since at least the 90’s

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I’ll never kink shame you… unless your fantasy involves eating an entire kielbasa and a dozen pierogis straight from my vagina.

submitted 8 hours ago • 25 comments

Once again I petition the court to allow me to make my vision of the next film in the franchise “Weekend at Bernie's: 3 Day Weekend”.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Notice from the EPA: “We regret to inform you that Funkytown has been condemned due to lead contamination. Residents are advised to find another town to keep movin', keep groovin' with some energy. Preferably one without lead as a byproduct.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Nice

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For my funeral, I want a cardboard casket and I want everyone to get Sharpies. The task: draw dicks on me. Channel your grief into drawing the biggest, veiniest cock and balls on my final resting place. Then bury me under one of those trees that smell like jizz.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

they never show tom hanks jerking off in castaway but you have to imagine things got pretty weird

submitted 2 days ago • 96 comments

Update: Santa emptied the diarrhea from the stockings into the sink because he’s a stable genius.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 4 days ago • 74 comments

CHIEF PALEONTOLOGIST: So I need a name for this giant prehistoric shark GARY: How about Megalodon CHIEF: That's a badass name ME: *crumpling my note that says 'Sea-Rex'* Fuck you Gary

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

It’s like the night before Christmas but Santa has the trots from late-onset lactose intolerance and he’s about to fill the stockings with hot diarrhea.

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