Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency theonion.com/trump-b... - ThreadSky

mckennart.bsky.social•16 days ago

Their faces are killing me. I almost did a spit-take.

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mansf.bsky.social•16 days ago

You know Gary Busey is Eric's real dad.

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alexandrapeel.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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redcat707.bsky.social•16 days ago

Cat pics and The Onion articles are the only things I got left that make me smile

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freedomcs76.bsky.social•16 days ago

I can actually believe they would do this.😄

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ladykimonoart.com•16 days ago

Please dont give them ideas...

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cluesblues.bsky.social•14 days ago

Come on now. We all know they aren't smart enough to know you can get a current from a potato. Stop giving them science credit.

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pigsgohome.bsky.social•16 days ago

Let them eat cake

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gregmlink.bsky.social•16 days ago

“Hey Dad, look. Hey Dad. Dad, look what we did? Dad, we made crypto! Dad? Dad. Hey dad”

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blackpowder50.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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realdumbtrump.bsky.social•13 days ago

Patriot token minting process… very BOLD

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thepowerdroid.bsky.social•16 days ago

Then, they tried to snort it..........

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rodg3rdodg3r.bsky.social•16 days ago

Guess that's what 'cult leader' L.Ron Hubbard was up to with his tomatoes 🤔🤪

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mista-blue-sky.bsky.social•16 days ago

Hey boys, just think of your daddies ill-gotten pile of cash!

It would be yours!

Save America!

#trumpbrothers #eric #donjunior #beavis #butthead #menendezbrothers #saveamerica

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•16 days ago

When Trump gets up in the morning, can he remember, whether his tariffs are ON or OFF?

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davidkister.bsky.social•16 days ago

😂
Perfect.

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djr-cbus.bsky.social•16 days ago

The potato is the smartest one in the picture.

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peanutbd.bsky.social•16 days ago

Go back to satire

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cirroccojones.bsky.social•15 days ago

You're supposed to report FAKE news, Onion.

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gloria6262.bsky.social•16 days ago

Dummies like their dummy dad.

Trump breeding more and more grifters.

UGH!

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ohdahlia.bsky.social•16 days ago

If crypto was backed by potatoes it would actually become worth something

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craigdodge.bsky.social•16 days ago

Using potatoes would make it one of the most sustainable cryptocurrencies in terms of energy usage.

The potato at least has value as a foodstuff.

It’s like the whole crypto thing is so stupid that trying to make it stupider for parody somehow makes it smarter.

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chrisloane.bsky.social•16 days ago

I’m sure those two idiots have already fucking tried to do this.

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jesse-joyce.bsky.social•16 days ago

See? This is good satire! Neither of these two could be near a dollar bill without trying to put it up their nose

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doncomer.bsky.social•14 days ago

Uday & Qusay Trump would accidentally make a hash of that potato.

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trendsviralnow.bsky.social•14 days ago

What has TRUMP done TODAY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlB0DSwVy94&list=PL_7YyvyT-wWf2JpSeYhKXNVi34VHHOZO1
At this point anything could happen..."we have a sun, a big bright sun and we are going to send our people, the best people, to put an american flag on it"
#TrumpNews #TradeWar #TrumpToday #USChina #Tariffs #BreakingNews #GlobalMarkets

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goth-fairy.bsky.social•16 days ago

they'd somehow cause a fire

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picci0909.bsky.social•16 days ago

GRIFT THE WORLD

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reasonsvoice.bsky.social•16 days ago

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andyppp.bsky.social•16 days ago

They both look like they are missing a couple of important chromosomes tbh 🤔

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canadiantrashpanda.bsky.social•16 days ago

Man, i hope they see this one

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cal2neb.bsky.social•16 days ago

🎶From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand . . . dumb science!🎶

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oboegaming.bsky.social•15 days ago

LMFAO

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leonjc.bsky.social•16 days ago

Now they need to invent blockhead chain

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ulyssesk402.bsky.social•16 days ago

The sad thing is that I would unironically love if this actually worked.

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bykes2dyrt.bsky.social•16 days ago

To be fair, that would be just as valuable as some crypto

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senorjuanton.bsky.social•16 days ago

Potato contains more brainpower than both boys combined

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rapidlydownhill.bsky.social•16 days ago

They will be selling kits to do this by next week.

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duvzo.bsky.social•16 days ago

@wulfhelm.bsky.social is always ahead of the curve.

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pacheco-torgal.bsky.social•16 days ago

In this moment, it's vital to remember that Trump is merely a fleeting glitch in the long arc of history—a brief distortion in the signal of progress, soon to be forgotten as humanity recalibrates toward clarity, compassion, and purpose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7ZtMr5VoA&list=RD2tnPIpVFMzg&index=10

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southst1.bsky.social•16 days ago

They’re ugly even after plastic surgery

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mjthompson.bsky.social•16 days ago

Suddenly, Blight

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grimtalo.bsky.social•16 days ago

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bfla07.bsky.social•16 days ago

Chiptocurrency

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indogyears.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ok. That's what I came here to say. Cheers.

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goobypls89.bsky.social•16 days ago

You're assuming the Trump boys know what a potato is, and that's giving them way too much credit.

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oconnellmark.bsky.social•16 days ago

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mansf.bsky.social•16 days ago

At least you can eat the potato.

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michaelprewitt.bsky.social•16 days ago

They should have washed the potato after daddy stopped using it as a butt plug

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mybits.bsky.social•15 days ago

Dumb & dumber!!!

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pulltabs.bsky.social•16 days ago

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mikefant.bsky.social•16 days ago

I've so missed the Trump Boys headlines.

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onethreeonetwo.bsky.social•15 days ago

There is a portal 2 joke in here somewhere, but I'm not smart enough to make it

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crunkathon.bsky.social•16 days ago

Lol

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herbstwerk.bsky.social•16 days ago

What an enterprising pair of go-getters! I wish them all the success in the world and the rest of us that they'll be distracted by their spud for at least a couple of years. 🥔

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