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I've never been more sure that the white house is run by those roman statue avatar guys from twitter who had the most obscure grievances on earth

submitted 50 minutes ago • 44 comments

I've only taken the Coward's Path to california before (through new mexico) and I thought about driving through the rockies this time but I'm gonna chicken out. I'm looking into it and they made the mountains too high

submitted 1 hour ago • 29 comments

Julius Caesar sitting down in front of the mic: "The pod is cast"

submitted 2 hours ago • 10 comments

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 4 hours ago • 44 comments

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

submitted 8 hours ago • 518 comments

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 163 comments

As someone who's also expensive and doesn't work very well I'm getting tired of you all picking on AI

submitted 9 hours ago • 23 comments

whiny young person voice "Does it have washer and dryer hookups?" Yeah I have a hookup who got me an incredible deal on a washer that never breaks and uses zero electricity

submitted 10 hours ago • 17 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 12 hours ago • 135 comments

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

submitted 13 hours ago • 289 comments

This is the right message. What we're witnessing is a socioeconomic sickness. Megalomania brought on by severe concentration of wealth. It will destroy everything if it's not addressed

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Unfortunately you have to primary everyone, not just because they don't have what it takes to fight, but because they don't have what it takes to rebuild. Last thing you want is them to win by default and then tread water until the next Trump comes to power

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

Me (pretty sure i'm right): Well I could be wrong here but Guy I'm arguing with (never been right in his life): Listen up and maybe you'll learn something you idiot child,

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer

submitted 1 day ago • 38 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

More of this

submitted 1 day ago • 200 comments

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

submitted 1 day ago • 98 comments

I think most people who are sounding the alarm about democracy assume people understand why it's good and important but I kinda doubt it. And if we follow Russia's example most people may not even notice it gradually disappearing

submitted 1 day ago • 48 comments

Saving money is only impressive if you can maintain quality at the same time. If I throw you out on the street and say "You're welcome, I just saved you a monthly rent payment" that's not really helpful

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

submitted 2 days ago • 52 comments

John Wick movie but he goes after all the people who send scam texts and emails

submitted 2 days ago • 348 comments

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

submitted 2 days ago • 108 comments

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

submitted 2 days ago • 221 comments

Authoritarianism suffocates not only political life but also economic life. Instead of the best products rising to the top, people get coerced into using Dogshit because the ceo of dogshit enterprises owns the government

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Menshittification 🙄

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Once you've dated someone for a year or so the free trial is over and it's time to introduce paid features. Welcome to boyfriend premium

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments