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Update on this: today I became an engaged guy

submitted 5 hours ago • 411 comments

My mom's refrigerator has every type of sauce and condiment known to man but they're all expired. Did this lady make a poorly worded wish to a genie

submitted 9 hours ago • 106 comments

I won't speak for others but I want candidates who won't just win the next election but aggressively, unapologetically destroy trumpism and rebuild everything he's broken. If you're too afraid of a 51-49 poll to even talk about an issue I have no faith that will be you

submitted 1 day ago • 116 comments

If you run charmless candidates who believe in nothing you will constantly find yourself substituting tactics for values and of course you'll have no room for error. If you have candidates who actually give a shit and act like it you'll be amazed the "errors" voters would be willing to ignore

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time

submitted 1 day ago • 120 comments

As David Brooks has said, we’re approaching civil disobedience and national strikes phase of defending our nation.

submitted 1 day ago • 1583 comments

How can the job market be bad when I get multiple texts a day from like [email protected] telling me about exciting opportunities in my area

submitted 2 days ago • 37 comments

Federal agencies now only exist to litigate the president's personal grievances

submitted 3 days ago • 149 comments

Telling my job I unfortunately have to increase my salary to offset the tariffs

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

The possibility of abduction by a sovereign and imprisonment abroad is one criterion that separates democracies from dictatorships. The Declaration of Independence called the British king tyrannical for transporting Americans, “beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offenses.”

submitted 3 days ago • 386 comments

There's no way around it: if we care about law and order we have to let the government commit crimes

submitted 3 days ago • 44 comments

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

submitted 4 days ago • 145 comments

I'm not sure if I should speak out against the guy kicking my ass. I don't want to be seen as anti-ass kicking, which I generally support

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

Grocery receipt showing a cumulative 40% off thanks to all the little coupons I clipped on the app beforehand

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

Mass, relentless public protest is all there is. Every other mechanism for stopping despotism has failed. There's a reason that so many state constitutions include the phrase "All political power is inherent in the people"

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

[it's hip to be square voice] it's fine to be cringe

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma

submitted 7 days ago • 33 comments

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

submitted 8 days ago • 183 comments

No you're not gonna pay 10%. Listen to what I'm saying. You impose 25% and you let it get to half,

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

The entire reason you curb the exercise of arbitrary power is it prevents one asshole's mood swings from wrecking an entire country! You don't praise it when it momentarily swings in your favor

submitted 10 days ago • 67 comments

US sees surge in bills seeking criminal punishments for protected speech

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments