Vader: What's that I see?
Mook on the screen: Lord Vader?
Video feed pans over to the death star thermostat
Vader starts raising his gloved hand as the knob starts to rotate towards 'cold'
"Hey, hey, what did you forget? We're going outside remember, look at yourself, what are you missing? Yeah, missing your gloves, right? Let's get those gloves on."
There was a Post-It next to the breakroom sink: "You're mother isn't part of the Empire. Clean up your mess or I will Force-choke you. And if you wouldn't mind, take your leftovers out of the fridge on Fridays. Thanks -- Darth."
This is what me and my wife call being in "The Middle". Referencing family sitcoms, wherein all the lights are constantly on, in a very room in the house. Usually coupled with storylines about how the family is struggling financially...
Ah! I still remember the first time I watched this on Newgrounds along with the ultimate showdown (which I still actually have an account π) some of the other SW parodies were pretty good too at the time
Need more stuff like this, it was true creativity <3
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Mook on the screen: Lord Vader?
Video feed pans over to the death star thermostat
Vader starts raising his gloved hand as the knob starts to rotate towards 'cold'
His little happy place from incompetent people who can't switch a light off or make sure all the doors open properly (what happened to Rick?)
"Goddamnit, who didn't let the Ewoks out, I am not cleaning this up."
"Close that blast door! I'm not going to pay to heat all of Hoth."
Vader Looking at the at-at and at-st pilots
"Now have you all got your helmets?" π₯²
That'd be great, Wholesome Vader xD just don't make one about bullying
Vader to a young storm trooper;
"Are those youngling troopers bullying you?"
"Yeah π°"
"HOLD ME BACK!!!
Vshooom! π‘
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Fuck me these things are EVERYWHERE !
Vader would do it, but just because the darkness is more dramatic.
Aye, well...
βOohhhhh, whyβd you cut off my hand?!β
βItβs imperative that you understand βοΈβ
Need more stuff like this, it was true creativity <3