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I’m pretty far from fucking okay
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The stock portfolios of more than two dozen members of Congress outperformed the market in 2024. This isn't due to luck or skill. Lawmakers can use privileged information to trade stocks while they’re supposed to be working for you. Make no mistake, it’s legalized corruption.

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Stay clear of windows. Be sure you’re not standing on thick plastic sheeting. Shake envelopes over the trash while opening. Should be fine

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If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is. Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.

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I gotta tell ya I’m just floored to learn a large volume of lawyers are spineless, craven, arrogant reptiles. Floored, people. Floored. (Not you, Marc Elias. You should be aspirational)

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Still waiting on the middle class to step up… sorry, that’s a joke, folks, rocking the boat ain’t our thing

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The U.S. Senate is the only thing standing in the way of voter suppression. The SAVE Act will make it harder for citizens to vote without passports or birth certificates. Tell your senator to VOTE NO on the SAVE ACT. Flood the switchboard. Click the link and send a message: bit.ly/4hZ7BK7

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Man, this administration is just a gang of sick fucks

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Finally some relevant managerial advice from an authentic successful businessperson & not a supervillain wannabe

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Let’s make sure they all hear about it…👇 You know what to do. 😎✨

submitted 2 days ago • 800 comments

Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home already!!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 119 comments

They’re just meat like the rest of us, if perhaps more difficult to shuck. Luigi showed us how

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I think Kristi Noem and Tom Homan should be required to personally go to El Salvador and escort Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to the U.S. And have the press film the whole thing.

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Anyone have insight into how GenAI evaluates prompts including the words “but” or “however”?

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As a GenXer I can say with high probability we’re getting exactly what we deserve

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My rep! So proud!

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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

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@muheggs.bsky.social quick note your account is pinging a post like-unlike-like repeatedly. No bother to me, just letting you know an automation may be stuck

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Alas no proper example was made of “General” Lee for treason… and here we are today

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I can’t believe how stupid everything is

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THE RULE OF LAWLESSNESS

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Shoulda known better than to trust a judge from Mountain City. For the people my skinny white ass

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Kristi Noem was a homely woman who traded her soul for authority, plastic surgery & revenge

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Dozen & a half eggs, Walmart, Central Texas, this week: $5.88. Serving size one egg, ~2.5 ounces, 33 pennies, serving size = 9g high biological quality protein. Do your own math to compare w/ beef & poultry. Eggs were never unaffordable

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This 💯

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Turns out punching down is wildly fucking effective

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The corporate locusts are perpetually hungry

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He hated Democrats and suddenly it completely crystallized for me why: they’re infuriatingly stupid

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Ain’t that some 🐂💩

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New term I just learned: “creditors’ rights” and I think I’m real close to fully punching out of this wretched game

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