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mr-hamm.bsky.social
I’m pretty far from fucking okay
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I want them all balls to the wall

It feels like a dystopian movie. Not enough is being said about Trump being recruited by the KGB forty years ago. This was at the height of the Cold War. When the Soviet Union was classed as the enemy. Who wanted to destroy America. You’d have to really hate America.

Dumb. Exclusionary. Incompetent. The New DEI

While Grimes was pleading with ketamine freak, Elon Musk for help with a medical situation involving one of their children, he was at CPAC ignoring her and pulling this shit. Tell me more about their 'family values.'

Shit like this. Don’t forget, no matter what, billionaires are not like us: hoarding is a disorder

Sadly Luigi’s Object Lesson was allowed to slip under the floodwaters of pure shit

I used to think Ted Cruz was The Most Craven. JD Vance is just such an incredible cockgobbling bootlicker it’s no longer close or even competitive

ACAB includes especially the FBI. Always has. Agents will comply, many with very little persuasion

The value & quality of my life will be assessed as a) healthy happy adult child, b) healthy happy secure wife, and c) owning sufficient property to tend capybaras & rescue tortoises, and to leave an inheritance

Iran and Palestine are two podunk towns in East Texas that are redder than clay

I’d fight a war for Dolly Parton

Can’t find an anti-government militia that best represents your niche interests? There’s never been a better time to form your own! Send $5 shipping & handling to [redacted] for your free information kit.

Being ruled by wankers, the Great Value Sith is infuriating. We deserve a better caliber of supervillain

Shoulda known this was all coming once we started passing the big future dates in sci fi with increasing velocity. According to Dune, we don’t ever really pull it all together as a species tens of thousands of years down the road

Rad idea. That is all

Uncharacteristically hopeful today. Thursday feeling?

The face eating leopards are starting to eat the faces of other face eating leopards. The Singularity is on its way

Weird how The Clintons just stopped doing crimes especially murder

Sad little freak, you are the decoy

Will we get a Red Dawn style invasion by Russia or will it just be the national vibe going forward?

So Trump is Czar Nicholas and Elon is Rasputin in this timeline… and history records that ending as a thorough absolute

Oh, and get ready for a huge market in kompromat straight from the firehose

We live in a pile-up of discarded multiversal planes, like a debris-stuffed sewer grate during heavy rains

Form networks, develop financial & logistical & technical infrastructure, closely tend relationships, recruit political sponsors to flee red states at the drop of the MAGA hat. Leave the red states with a severe brain drain and significant tax base impacts

Thing is, I’m an asshole. I’m not a Democrat, I’m a hostile disaffected liberal whose formative political years start at Clinton’s neoliberal transformation of the party only to watch Al Gore allow himself to get ratfucked by Clinton’s scumminess, relentlessly evil R-protofascists & SCOTUS

Democrats somehow never fully digested the Republican art of obstruction and goddamn it shows