He has to sneak into the Monsanto plant and murder a man in a wheelchair to keep him from complaining that they removed the ramp that allows him to go home at the end of the day.
Just in case you are serious: Amazon now have full creative decisions over anything James Bond. Amazon are also owned by the Union-crushing/barring/excluding joint head of the evil F.U.C.K.W.I.T.S. group, who like to use lies and propaganda to further their world domination/bank balance/ego.
So true.
I wondered who the key villains would be moving forward. I mean, it couldn’t be the Russians…. Or some crazy tech guy who wants to dominate the world anymore. So, yeah, maybe Union Organizers then.
Also, how long before Bezos demands he play Bond?! (#cringe)
NO INTEREST whatsoever. Bond has been defined, first by Fleming (a different Bond than the movie one - more fierce, more intellectual) and by decades of some super some mediocre character actors. Making Bond into a dumbed-down version of Law&Order -on ugh Amazon- doesn't make my petals fly.
Maybe we should get a James Bond movie where the villain is the world’s richest man, has the ear of the US president, and is destroying international aid programs in a scheme to consolidate his economic power.
You Jest, but the villains in 'Avatar: The Legend of Korra' were working class people who demanded equality, democracy, and representation in their local government.
Speaking of spies. Russia has their top KGB man negotiating with an American businessman who bankrupt a casino! I’d rather send a flea market vendor who could negotiate a better deal!
Dash buttons. They are going to bring back dash buttons and that is all Q is going to hand out. Shoot, they might even replace Q all together with these!
I’m waiting for the Civil War picture where the slaves are all happy, and when freedom is forced upon them, they become angry and start rapping and robbing in NYC and Chicago.
To bring things bang up to date, the main 007 villain to be defeated should be a corrupt, self-serving, narcissistic, cheating American President who's being blackmailed by a tyrannical and murderous leader of Russia, to reflect real life right now.
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I wondered who the key villains would be moving forward. I mean, it couldn’t be the Russians…. Or some crazy tech guy who wants to dominate the world anymore. So, yeah, maybe Union Organizers then.
Also, how long before Bezos demands he play Bond?! (#cringe)
A long haired wig
With lots of hair
No bald spots in his head
Villain: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to unify!
Does this mean we can expect 007 to switch sides and work for facists and oligarchs from now on?
Or is that not believable enough a villain?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/apr/17/richardnortontaylor
"What's this little gadget do, Q?"
"Nothing, 007, it's for you to piss in. No bathroom breaks. That's a form of theft."
Dash buttons. They are going to bring back dash buttons and that is all Q is going to hand out. Shoot, they might even replace Q all together with these!
https://www.fastcompany.com/3049217/amazon-dash-buttons-are-here-and-you-can-buy-them-for-5
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to pay your dues!"
Bond: "You monster."
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You win the interwebs today!
*Bond theme starts playing*