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Federal agents' seemingly universal adoption of neck gaiters worn just below the eyes like they're robbing the railroad is emblematic of this time in the US

submitted 2 hours ago • 322 comments

I want to raise taxes on billionaires but the uhh communists won't let me

submitted 54 minutes ago • 59 comments

American pope baby, finally we can spread American culture throughout the world

submitted 22 hours ago • 43 comments

People assuming that the government doesn't work is the result of ~50 years of nonstop conservative slander and propaganda with minimal pushback. Big Tech guys coming in and expecting to find massive fraud with no real value seems like a case of projection

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

Replying "bluesky moment" to random posts, just trying to get that going. Letting everyone else try to figure out what I mean

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

If we can't stop people from outsourcing their brains to AI the AI should at least subliminally nudge users toward prosocial behavior. "Here's your essay on Nietzsche...who always returned his shopping carts btw." If everyone's going to be stupid at least they should also be nice

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

We finally have a lean federal government that does nothing except funneling money to the president and litigating his personal grievances

submitted 2 days ago • 70 comments

every day I log on and people try their best to get me to lose my faith in humanity. but I am resilient and have a bad memory

submitted 13 days ago • 27 comments

I think the only reason more politicians don't adopt Trump's bluster & indignation approach to powering through scandal is most people don't have the nerve and shamelessness to really commit to it but that will probably change over time

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

Using AI is fine as long as you check its work. But that can be tedious and time consuming. That's where my AI tool "Work Checker" comes in

submitted 3 days ago • 52 comments

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 3 days ago • 184 comments

It's a fool's errand to stuff your post full of caveats, hoping to preempt some annoying guy's bad faith caricature of it. Just post from the heart and block whoever bothers you

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

Is this some kind of intervention

submitted 4 days ago • 157 comments

In retrospect it was a mistake to have a political system where the president can't unilaterally do anything good but can unilaterally do massive damage. That's our bad

submitted 4 days ago • 118 comments

If the shelves go empty again I'm not stocking up on toilet paper like during COVID. I'll walk around with a doo doo ass and make it everyone's problem

submitted 4 days ago • 81 comments

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

submitted 162 days ago • 710 comments

It's been incredible to watch this guy publicly wipe his ass with a different sacrosanct Republican constituency every week and it just doesn't matter at all

submitted 4 days ago • 87 comments

This is a great new feature for this app actually

submitted 5 days ago • 50 comments

It's striking how vapid and boring this all is. The meme president. His flunkies snickering about how Epic it would be to post this, certain that they're Trolling but not quite sure whom or why anymore

submitted 5 days ago • 380 comments

I think this is the first time I've lived walking distance from a grocery store and I'm out of my mind about it. I'll walk there several times a day. Oh did I forget to grab something? No big deal I'll simply Walk To The Store

submitted 5 days ago • 196 comments

watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

submitted 6 days ago • 133 comments