i’m afraid someone will come steal my macbook. you can come knock though. i’m too friendly not to open the door when someone knocks, even if it’s like 3am :)
No I'm afraid you'll steal from me and then debate with me for hours about property rights. I just wanna sleep dude. Take my silverware. It's not really silver anyway. I don't think it's even metal! GLWT!
You bet I am! Last time I let free speech into my house - never again, lemme tellya! - it had sex with my echidnas, yes, plural, and my girlfriend got so grossed out by it, she left me. Now I'm all alone, staring longingly into the night. No, buddy, go ruin someone else's life. Truth schmooth.
Comments
How would Jesus, my "gardener" get in otherwise.
Yeah, I'm one of those.
Just in case she misses anything, she can always pop in and out at her leisure
But yes, her belief in free speech is limited, as she only speaks in riddles & Meow-stery
I just want to be safe, I don't like surprises.